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A toilet seat, according to Amazon.
Was a big fan of cocktails in my 20s. Not a huge fan of the headaches these days.
Brisket
Sex
Ube donut.
Circus animal.
Tattoos, coke, mushrooms, alcohol, camera batteries, camera lenses, tiramisu, sex, kink stuff, time.
I try not to be super consumerist, so it’s hard to think of things as opposed to experiences and addictive substances.
a skydive
So much so I did come back a day or two later for another
i went back up immediately after
RAM.
Dates with the person who became my wife. (Fortunately, she felt the same way.)
An orgasm, a break, a euro, a 3D printer.
Usually people have a post nut clarity after orgasm
Maybe more men do, I always just want to go again.
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and brusied.
Chocolate
Roasted cashew nut
Weekends
My side-chick.
Woodworking tools! Just one more item would make up for my poor design and lack of skill!
Beer or Tobacco. Not an alcoholic but once I have one, I want at least one more to become comfortably numb.
Toffifee. After eating the first layer, I immediately want to eat the second set underneath.
A vacation
A cookie.
Pro tip:
Grab a cookie, close the packaging or container, go somewhere else, then eat the cookie. You will want another cookie but not enough to actually go back and re-open the packaging.
Alternatively, eat something more nutritious first, then set a specific amount of cookies you're allowed to eat. Also, brush your teeth after eating sweet food, such as cookies.
That's how i lost 10 lbs.
- Buy less snacks. Say no once at the grocer instead of every day.
- If you do have some then they stay in the kitchen. You serve yourself the serving size. Leave the kitchen and eat the cookie. Easier to say no to getting another.
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I am like this with
Deviled eggs
French Fries
And actually the electric bike, though I didn't get another. It is just so freaking convenient and we have a few people in the house.
Oddly enough, not with most drugs, nor drink. But speed, yeah. My kid gets Adderall for ADHD and I told her just keep it in her room I don't want to see it. Unless I can have it every day for the rest of my life. I really like speed.
Yeah deviled eggs are my weakness. I'll eat myself sick with them
Urgh, no. I have ADHD, I get prescribed methylphenidate hydrochloride. I take it because it makes my brain work a little better.
At a recreational dose though? No. Urgh, fuck no. The comedown was fucking awful. Zero appetite, can't sleep, can't think properly, just why? 💛
That Adderall is pretty literally speed like you would get as recreational, dextroamphetamine, not sure I would abuse it like taking a high dose, just absolutely confident I would want to stay up.
I remember being able to sleep on speed as a teenager and that felt so good, it just felt so good as a high, a little or a lot. Really bad for your heart, but apparently Adderall at the regular dose is good for your brain, protective vs. dementia. As is coffee, and exercise which are what I use to medicate.
Yeah I've only taken a few doses of Adderall and it really comes in "can think to varying degrees" and "call poison control to see if I need to go to fhe hospital". Pill organizers hsve stopped the latter.
Deviled eggs are not allowed near me or I hoover them up with frightening speed!
So delicious!
A mouthful of titty.
I bought a vibrating sex toy. The battery lasts ~45 minutes. You're intended to stroke with it, but honestly I enjoy just resting it and laying back for a hands-free experience. 45 minutes isn't long enough, so i bought another one to keep it going. Turns out 90 minutes still isn't long enough sometimes, but at that point I have to get it over with and continue my day.
Side-note
Taking recommendations for hands-free masturbators.
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