P00ptart

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[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Republicans remind me of the Krohn's disease med Skyrizi. "Control means everything to me"

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

The point is to remind them when they push evil, that same evil can be used against them. They know it's not a legitimate threat. But they also need to keep that in the back of their minds because these same people are the ones that say "without religion, what's stopping people from raping and murdering everyone?"

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Or gone right?

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I once gave a speech on butterflies while stoned off my ass. Got really, REALLY fucking stoned, with a buddy cause I was pretty sure I didn't have to go to that class that day. Checked the syllabus and turns out I had to go. We picked the subject of other people's speech, and gave a 3 minute "speech" on butterflies, which I mostly just modified Mitch hedberg jokes to fit butterflies. Got the class laughing and got an A. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Went there a few years ago. And honestly wasn't a fan. The views were pretty good for the first hour or so, but after that it's just more of the same. Don't trust trip advisor on this one. 1/10

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I mean, have you ever seen a pug? They're fighting for air their entire life. Or chihuahua's? Awful personality and bred out of usefulness.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

My guess is someone's dead on the controls and it works just enough to do this.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

30k is for the robotaxi, 2 seater.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Putting it in my underwear later...

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

When you have a godly sized dong but can't use it because it's attached to your Siamese twins' huge dong.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Lmfao when I read this and I thought awww! A wholesome one!

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Let me guess, you're a paleontologist?

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