Rhynoplaz

joined 1 year ago
[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 11 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Alright, so here's my craziest deja vu moment.

I'm a teenager and I'm sitting around the table with my buddies, and somebody says something that makes me think "woah, deja vu" and I remember that after that phrase was said, Tony would stand up and get some water. There was a brief moment where I knew what was about to happen, and sure enough, Tony stood up and got some water. That was as far as it lasted and it never happened since, but it blew my mind at the time. Still does honestly.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Does this mean you assume it happens often, or it actually happens to you often?

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I would have applied myself, but the application was like five pages long. Fuck that shit.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Here's to our "wasted potential!"

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Shut the fuck up, Donny!

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

It was technically the last half of the previous movie, so the intro isn't required.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I am outraged! Obviously the answer is no!

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Don't want to end up with an 18 inch stonehenge.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

2016 Toyota Camry.

Paid off and still kicking. Spent more on it than any vehicle I owned before, but it's made up for it in the long run by not needing any major repairs.

Taking my car in for inspection used to be scary. Now, it's just whether or not its time for brakes or tires yet.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

But it could help your family in civil court.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Some guy known only as "The Brazilian"

The only thing I know about him is that he was not Brazilian.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 53 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Since this answer is the least fun, it MUST be the most correct.

 

Corporate America has programmed people to HUSTLE! BE THE BEST! ACHIEVE! MAKE MORE MONEY!!! for so long that they now need to pay someone to come and teach us how to relax, enjoy the moment and be happy again.

 

I was relieved to see there were no bids on the Nazi trash.

I wonder if there's some guy out there that collects little metal cars who really wants to bid, but doesn't want to be the guy who bought the Nazi coin.

 

I've been invited to attend a Tim Walz rally tonight, and I have no idea what to expect. Share your stories and get me pumped up to see our next VP!

Update: Everybody was right, lots of standing and clapping, but what I really didn't expect was the sense of family I felt with all these strangers around me. We'd bump into each other, and laugh it off, one guy was telling me about how his son was thinking about going to the college that I work at (I was still wearing my shirt from work), and we all just knew that we were working together to make great things happen. I'll probably skip the next one, but it was a great experience. I'm glad I went, and would recommend going to one if you have a chance, and a candidate you believe in.

 

This one's for JusticeforPorygon!

 

Imagine apartments built into what used to be department stores, (Oh, you're JC Penny 203? I'm at Sears 106). Get those old arcades up and running. Set up meal stations at the food court. Once people actually live there, stores will start to move back in.

If I'm unable to finish my life in my own home, that doesn't sound like a terrible option.

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