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[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

You changed your name to latrine?

It used to be shithouse.

Good change!

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Moderately irritated by having to explain "it's literally j j j all js like the word all J's but not this part" all the time

[–] cryptTurtle@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

With normal letters or forever with the goofy ones? 🤔

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Definitely goofy.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

They'll have to type out the unicode galaxy on every form.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My kid would genuinely love it, it's right up his alley in terms of humor. My sense of humor is generally quite a bit darker, but I thought of it and it made me chuckle so I used it.

I just asked him what he thought of the username pooptart and he started giggling and went on an ADHD fueled set of concepts that ended with "what if you pooped a car?" But by then my own ADHD was only barely listening.

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[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's literally "TheSloth", so I think we'll all be OK.

[–] zout@fedia.io 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It rings different in German though, since Faultier can also be translated as lazy animal.

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[–] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't have kids, but I imagine they'd be pissed to have to write out such a long name: Jennifer Grasshopper_Mouse? That shit would go aaaaall the way across the page.

[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago
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[–] dukeofdummies@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I get lots of compliments on my username. Came up with it in the 90s and I feel like it aged well.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Could go either way: Good sense of humor but it could still be a problem when it comes to being professional.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 1 week ago

Imagine getting terrible medical news from a Dr. Fartswithanaccent.

[–] shish_mish@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

It is the word for little bat in my language, so I'm good.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 6 points 1 week ago

Well, I'm gonna have to brush up on my Metroid lore.

[–] ShyFae@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

She would love it

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

They wonder whether I shagged a devil or one of my ancestors did

[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

Mediocre audio sound quality compared to better codecs out there, but works on almost anything and the patents are expired.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

The prophecy will come true and they'll die in the next Great Depression, aka, the "Big Sad", so yes they'll hate me. Or maybe if they like dark humor / are nihilist, they'll quite enjoy the username because at least the death would be a "username checks out" moment.

[–] cryptTurtle@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago

hopefully they like dead things

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 1 week ago

Ahhhhhhh, they won't know any difference.

[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

Having the name "to melt" in their native language is not the worst

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

they're the ones who have killed me.

Up until the end of elementary school- they'll love it! From there on out they'll probably cringe so hard. After watching and enjoying Monty Python as grown-ups I think they'll like it again.

[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

I've used this name in public as a new identity. I think once my kids know i used it as a form of self identity, they'd either partially adopt it or choose their own name as well.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Probably a bit weird, but it could have been much worse

[–] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think they would mainly hate it because it would infringe on their own self-identity. No one I know in real life knows my user name, and no one who knows my user name knows my irl identity. That would be the biggest problem.


Checked with my 15 year old daughter: 98% hate.

[–] AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

If they are at all aware of the world in which we live they would have fallen down the same path anyway.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

So they’re hemi-semi-hemi-demigods?

[–] Chimrod@jlai.lu 4 points 1 week ago

I think they could have worse

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Eh, it's pretty descriptive of me but I wonder if my kids would be the same. They'll be monotheistic, most likely at least, but yappy/argumentative is not a given. 🤷

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Id say you have it backwards. Being argumentative is a genetic trait mostly, although outside influence can override that. While theism isn't genetic in any way, and growing up in a religion is often the catalyst that turns them away.

Hey, maybe they can be both, then. 😅

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My username is a variety of my name. So less annoyed than the kids of Ladiesman217.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

It's alright, I guess, except that nobody in the family (myself included) like singing.

[–] Pinkie_Toe@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Meh. It's no biggie.

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