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[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Hate-on for musical Mermaid Deadpool?

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 2 points 14 hours ago

Not bad…. Not bad

[–] josefo@leminal.space 1 points 14 hours ago

It's... ok?

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

That will entirely depend on people remembering JarJar Binks so I don't know

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Just say "only the 90s kids remember Jar Jar Bings!" and everyone else will forget. Well the 4th movie at least they will still remember 5 and 6.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago

meh not that bad compared to most other names

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 3 points 21 hours ago

Probably slightly less than they already do.

[–] lol_idk@piefed.social 76 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is basically what happened in the Netherlands in the past.

I once met a woman whose family name was Boschpijper. Bosch means bush and pijper means dicksucker.

Those nicknames were kind of a joke, but then they followed in official records, but nobody cared. Then, after some generations of them having been written down, they were suddenly something important. And now the family of Boschpijpers have carried their name with pride for several centuries.

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

My surname is basically the state of being drunk. Coming from a family full of alcoholics, that’s fitting.

[–] gnu@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

It's reasonably acceptable I guess, what people would hate me for is making jokes about getting a gnu name...

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 54 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don’t think they’d care.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wish I could be so lucky.

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Do they get all my usernames, or just the one on Lemmy?

On the upside, I think this username wouldn't be hard to spell out for people. There's no downside, mine is a perfect username.

[–] TheWeirdestCunt@lemmy.today 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'd imagine that mine would end up like royal names, I'm the weirdest cunt, my child would be the 2nd weirdest cunt and so on

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[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Well, they don't hate me, but they do get tired of French people sounding out our shared username and then making jokes about it.

[–] Kennystillalive@feddit.org 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dude, you misspelled your name it should be: "Qu'est-ce que c'est?" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🫡 * in a very arrogant French accent*

[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Le plus drôle c'est que je parle français. Très amusant, n'est-ce pas?

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago

Hon hon hon

[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Oh, and Talking Heads fans calling them "psycho killer."

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[–] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Less than I hate the urologist who was supposed to prevent this.

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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

As long as they find their own pocket rocks, I think we're peachy.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Everyone can finally choose "dr." option when filling out flight ticket forms guilt free and probably fly free on Canadia Airlines at least once.

[–] gigachad@piefed.social 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They would probably find it pretty cringe

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[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

I suppose it's not so bad spawning a few minor Riots.

[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 20 points 2 days ago (4 children)

My cats will be fine with it.

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[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They would be wondering whyiI haven't embraced the lifestyle, only adopted the name.

[–] Nomad_Scry@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago

And they'd be mad about inheriting my poor vision.

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Honestly i would join you in the lifestyle

[–] Zathras@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

"No, that was not Zathras, that was Zathras. There are 10 of us, all of family Zathras, each one named Zathras. Slight differences in how you pronounce. Zathràs, Zathrás, Zathrâs.. You are seeing now?"

Babylon 5

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago

well, I'm snipped so that's not a problem, but if we decided to for some reason adopt, they probably wouldn't love it. I wonder if tabbed browsing would ever go away and it would be a surname based on something that everyone forgets (there are more obscure examples but for example Cooper, Cobbler, Fletcher, Bowyer, Tyler, Taylor, Brewster, etc.)

[–] Get_Off_My_WLAN@fedia.io 15 points 2 days ago

Hey you kids, get off my WLAN!

[–] Beebabe@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Quite a bit, but it could be worse.

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[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

You changed your name to latrine?

It used to be shithouse.

Good change!

[–] porksnort@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 day ago

If I were rich enough, my kids wouldn’t care. Money brings all the boys to the yard.

That’s Mr. Porksnort to you, peasant.

Since I am not rich enough to leave an inheritance, my kids will just hate me the usual amount.

[–] RonniePickering@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

They will carry the greatest name one could carry. Do you know who I am.

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

They're cool with it

[–] Macallan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Could be worse I guess, right /u/SatansMaggotyCumFart

[–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 2 points 1 day ago

They will dread everything free

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago
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