Semi_Hemi_Demigod

joined 1 year ago

I imagine giant sloths as Ent-like, moving through the trees slowly, smelling this, eating that, not really worrying until there’s a weird little monkey with a stick with a rock on it.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 30 points 10 hours ago

They used to, but it didn’t boost ad engagement so they stopped.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (7 children)

Counterpoint: create a field of brambles for your goats to wander through when they get itchy so you don’t have to brush them.

Bonus: those brambles are blackberry bushes so you can wander through them and eat breakfast.

And gather goat fur to spin into cordage or make brushes from.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 19 points 13 hours ago

I don’t think you have a scale on how big 1,280 acres is. I’ve lived on 140 acres and could not even see the light of my nearest neighbor’s house.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

I hope the IT guys who set it up kept their work orders.

If your boss orders you to do something stupid, you get that shit it writing

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 11 points 14 hours ago

What are the odds this is just Clinton's $5,000 Baby Bond, which was just giving them a fund at birth that they can cash out when they turn 18?

Except this time there's no guardrails and he can give it to all his cryptobro friends.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 11 points 15 hours ago

Wow she really isn’t very good.

How were we so starved for something that we latched onto her baloney?

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

I think it sounds like a way to give a bunch of money to Wall Street so they can gamble with it

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

We can’t teach our kids media literacy or they’ll stop believing our propaganda

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's really gonna help to pay for diapers in an index fund.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world to c/dull_mens_club@lemmy.world
 

Got them at Costco because I’m dull.

But on the way home my car went into limp mode with a check engine light and a computer error light.

Called Costco and they said “we just did the tires” but when I reset the system by disconnecting the battery the traction control, power steering, and tire pressure lights came on.

And it’s still in limp mode.

Taking her to my guy later today.

Thanks Costco.

ETA: Turns out my coil packs and spark plugs went bad, it was just a coincidence that it happened after the tires.

ETA II: My guy said the spark plugs were all the wrong kind.

 

I guess I’m officially old now

 
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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world to c/music@lemmy.world
 

The algorithm brought me this and now I'm passing it on to you

 
 
 
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