toynbee
I went a different route and just didn't shave for six years, then chopped it off in one go with an electric razor.
When I did leave the house and worried about being presentable, I did enjoy a safety razor. I also had good luck with a shavette. Never got a really good shave with a straight razor, but I did both damage my (cheap) sink and sport a stylish but gnarly cut for a few days. That is, of course, a skill issue rather than tool issue.
You may be correct about it being personal; I was just theorizing. I've been mini golfing twice but never been on a real golf course so, of the two of us, your theory is certainly the more informed one.
I know nothing of the topic, but my guess would be the owner of a facility where a lot of balls are lost might buy one of these and employ someone to walk around with it, collecting lots of people's balls. Perhaps even selling their own balls back to them, how emasculating.
Years back I was briefly into creepypastas. One I read was a guy who had a habit of chewing his nails and that people around him always made a big deal about it but he thought they were overreacting. At the end it was revealed that he had long ago chewed away his fingernails and was now chewing through his actual fingers without realizing it. As a result he was institutionalized for his delusions, I think.
This picture makes me think of that. Thanks, I guess.
Honestly, I don't remember for sure, but probably approximately then.
Fair enough.
While the precise words were different, I otherwise had this exact exchange with Gemini.
You brought back an old, old memory of reading a Dave Barry novel about computers. In it, he describes going to a Microsoft convention in which they introduced, IIRC, Windows 95; while describing the taskbar, they apparently touted "no more alt+tab!"
I have a heavily congestion-based cold going on right now. There is a lot of mucus in play, especially in my throat.
I read this post and, eventually, this comment. I thought them funny.
I then narrated all of the above to my wife, started to laugh halfway through, and nearly choked to death.
It seemed likely you would want to know your assassination attempt was unsuccessful, but a solid try.