toynbee

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[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

I have a heavily congestion-based cold going on right now. There is a lot of mucus in play, especially in my throat.

I read this post and, eventually, this comment. I thought them funny.

I then narrated all of the above to my wife, started to laugh halfway through, and nearly choked to death.

It seemed likely you would want to know your assassination attempt was unsuccessful, but a solid try.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

I went a different route and just didn't shave for six years, then chopped it off in one go with an electric razor.

When I did leave the house and worried about being presentable, I did enjoy a safety razor. I also had good luck with a shavette. Never got a really good shave with a straight razor, but I did both damage my (cheap) sink and sport a stylish but gnarly cut for a few days. That is, of course, a skill issue rather than tool issue.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

You may be correct about it being personal; I was just theorizing. I've been mini golfing twice but never been on a real golf course so, of the two of us, your theory is certainly the more informed one.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago (3 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I know nothing of the topic, but my guess would be the owner of a facility where a lot of balls are lost might buy one of these and employ someone to walk around with it, collecting lots of people's balls. Perhaps even selling their own balls back to them, how emasculating.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Years back I was briefly into creepypastas. One I read was a guy who had a habit of chewing his nails and that people around him always made a big deal about it but he thought they were overreacting. At the end it was revealed that he had long ago chewed away his fingernails and was now chewing through his actual fingers without realizing it. As a result he was institutionalized for his delusions, I think.

This picture makes me think of that. Thanks, I guess.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Honestly, I don't remember for sure, but probably approximately then.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

While the precise words were different, I otherwise had this exact exchange with Gemini.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You brought back an old, old memory of reading a Dave Barry novel about computers. In it, he describes going to a Microsoft convention in which they introduced, IIRC, Windows 95; while describing the taskbar, they apparently touted "no more alt+tab!"

 
 

Pretty much the title. It's really weird to scratch my chin and not run my fingers through hair. As a plus, my five year old keeps telling me "you look like a completely different person. But I still know you're my daddy!"

 

Newbie was a rescue from a dog fighting house. According to the shelter from which we got her, they couldn't get her to fight, so they used her for breeding. For her entire life with us, she had scars from where they tied her down for breeding... But despite coming from the most abusive background imaginable, she was the absolute sweetest dog. She was in my life for about a decade and, other than in her sleep, I never once heard her make an aggressive sound.

Unfortunately, she died a few years ago from a failing pancreas. She's the only dog I ever had to choose to let die. I wish she were still here.

edit: She was really stinky, though.

 

A while ago, Maze hurt her ear. Since then we've been giving her all kinds of medication. Obviously things aren't pristine, but she's doing way better and her wheezing has nearly disappeared!

 
 

My wife pronounces it three different ways, each of which she can support. I pronounce it one, but other than that it's the way I've heard it I can't support my pronunciation even after some searches. What's yours and why?

 

Last week, I made a post about a demon in my backyard at 4am.

For anyone curious, this is how it disguises its form during daylight. Pretty convincing and a lot less unsettling.

 

Jokes aside, I remember the PoM song being titled "She Fucking Hates Me," but according to Wikipedia it wasn't part of the title, just the lyrics.

I guess it actually was more mild than I remembered.

edit: Add a word.

 

My 5-year-old has set up a selection of large rocks on the railing of my back porch, which my kitchen faces.

In the kitchen, there is a small TV with a red status LED, which due to the window construction reflects twice.

As I naively walked into my kitchen, the only person in my house awake in the early morning, the rocks and lights lined up in an alarming way. I got quite a start.

(I know the picture isn't great quality ... I think the phone camera didn't want to focus on reflections. Also I zoomed in to hide my kitchen clutter.)

edit: Clarifications.

 

Do you want to live in the city or country? Either way, why? Is there a specific place you'd like to live?

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Remi is needy (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by toynbee@lemmy.world to c/aww@lemmy.ml
 

He's a good boy, though.

 

Either it was a local thing (I originally got the picture at Good Will) or my search skills are lacking. My wife loved it so I wish I could get her a reproduction.

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