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Pretty much the title. It's really weird to scratch my chin and not run my fingers through hair. As a plus, my five year old keeps telling me "you look like a completely different person. But I still know you're my daddy!"

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[–] snrkl@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My step kids have never known me without a beard. They saw a photo of me clean shaven from about a year before I met their mother, and my stepdaughter looked at me, then the photo and said "Ew.. Gross... Never shave your beard..."

Gotta love the honesty!!!

(I just choose to remember how much my stepdaughter LOVES my beard!! 🤪)

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Your bright outlook on the situation is appreciated!

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

My wife saw me without a beard for the first time in almost 20 years. After she kept staring at me for about a week, I let it grow back. The relief was visible. That was probably the longest I've been without a beard since I was 18.

[–] tun@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

I did the opposite of you (to my hair).

During pandemic I bought a trimmer and used it for trimming my hair. I just let the hair grow so that I can use a comb.

My most recent haircut required a temperature check. "for the governor," the men at the barber shop joked of the procedure. I thought to myself, "Hey, I thought of a way to save $18 a month." I wear a pony tail now. Not my first.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Some kids absolutely freak out about big visual changes in a parent, so it sounds like that’s the best reaction you could have hoped for!

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 6 days ago

My dad had me help him cut of his beard, so it wouldn't be weird to me. I was around this age too. It was a bit weird, but also exciting to do and I never had any dysphoria (of that word applies here)

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I haven't shaved off the beard since the pandemic, but I did trim it (and my hair) when the kid was young..er. The kid literally didn't even notice. Their mother even tried to direct their attention to my fact and the kid didn't notice a difference.

I've self diagnosed as face blind, so maybe they inherited that.

[–] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Nicer that way than the emotional scarring from when my dad surprised us by shaving one side of it off before coming down for breakfast.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 week ago

My older brothers apparently screamed and cried when our dad shaved his mustache when they were little.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

glad this isn't dull_shavers_club

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nobody there shaves because their razors are too dull to actually cut hair.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Haha, awesome.

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I'm not sure how big your beard was but in the past when I've shaved after having a larger one for a long time I get a little bit of body dysmorphia about my chin, it feels like it's missing

[–] tehmics@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I've got the most patchy bs beard ever, but since letting it grow over covid I haven't been able to keep it shaved. I barely recognize myself anymore under the beard.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was 17, when my dad entered the kitchen for breakfast. Shaven, the first time in my lifetime. It took a while for me to not gasp every time i saw him.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My dad is sadly gone as of a few years ago. I never once saw him clean shaven. It would be ... Weird.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My parents got together at age 18 and my mom died in her mid-fifties. She never saw my dad without a beard either.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

My wife has seen me at every stage of facial hair, yet I've never seen her with a beard ... Curious.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

The one time I shaved my beard, everyone said they preferred me with it. So that was a few months of shame.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

See, I think you were just scared to join the Rasputin Club.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Russia's greatest love machine? I wouldn't dare.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Well, that makes sense.

I mean, the guy was a cross between a rabid badger, a priest and chad thundercock. Nobody wants to be in that club

[–] Cocopanda 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I remember my Covid beard and Afro. Wild times. Thankfully I never had to turn on my camera for remote work.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I buzzed my own hair for the first time, then chickened out partway through and ended up with a buzz cut and bangs. I’m very glad nobody had to see me for long enough to grow it out

[–] Cocopanda 1 points 6 days ago

The clippers broke 3/4 the way thru a head shave once.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I participated in a group interview during the pandemic. The interviewee had a really nice beard and one of the other interviewers said "that's an awesome beard, is it a pandemic beard or from beforehand?" I actually started growing mine about six months beforehand, but it probably wouldn't have become what it did without those circumstances.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago

I’ve done the same thing. Also been thinking about shaving it off.

I’ve been growing mine out longest ever had it over the last 3 months. Shits looking super scraggly now lol I’ve been using this shampoo I got for free off Amazon that supposedly helps hair growth. Hasn’t worked well on my balding spot on my head, but seems to be working wonders on my beard.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

eh. Good riddance. Cooler and cleaner.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sure, but my unimpressive jawline is also on display for the first time in years.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

pawpaw has an innie kids, not an outie.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

you look like a completely different person. But I still know you're my daddy!"

finally take that shower, too. really confuse the kid.