Krem

joined 5 years ago
[–] Krem@hexbear.net 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

"Real-vulns"

just rolns of the tounge that one. rural juror tier

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 22 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

i'm going to move to NL and start a party called "Party for just being Cool and Chill and Hanging Out" and get some political subsidies which I'm sure you can get over there, and then if anyone reads the platform it's just going to be Divine's "kill everyone now" from Pink Flamingos

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

"i may have commited SA against actual children, but at least i have Normal Healthy Male Sexuality" cat-confused

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

maybe i don't really "get" hööters because i've never been and don't know anyone who's been and lived most of my life in hooter-free countries, but i thought the point of it was it's a sports bar-type place where dudes can get horny and eat junk food and drink beers. it's not like a family restaurant, right?

i don't have a problem with kids seeing bodies or skimpy clothing, but more with kids being in horny spaces

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago (14 children)

apparently hooters has a kids menu. I biden-alert after learning this fact, trying to figure out any scenario in which a child enters the breasturant. i guess i don't know enough about straight male US culture, but i thought hooterinos was for divorced dads and for like bowling teams of middle aged dudes and such... apparently you can take your kid there so they can eat nuggets and ketchup while dad has an erection looking at university students' gahonkas

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

There's a Trot org on Taiwan and they are bravely building communism by selling magazines that do a little bit of criticizing western conservatives and their cross-strait warmongering, but most importantly, a lot of criticizing of China, which i guess is their main goal.

who needs epoch times when your lefties do it for free?

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Sweden successfully applied to be a US protectorate a couple of years ago so their hands are tied (by themselves)

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

smh the inventor of communism didn't travel by wrapping himself in a postal sack and demanding to be shipped by non-priority mail. contradictions

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

there is no way this photo was not made by a horny person. giant feet, gronch area right in the center, a creepy jables sexdude smile, and tiny guys tying him down. whoever was behind this poster nutted several times while making this

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

everyone should volunteer at a kindergarten or daycare for one semester before they get their baby license

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

射 (shoot) also means blast loads btw, so it belongs on the top row with poop and pee and butt

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

i want to believe Musk is taking pink adidas and green dolphins that are 40% caffeine and 30% meth, sold out of a ziplock bag stashed in someone's shoe

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