Even at my most dysfunctional and mindlessly pleasure seeking, that's just too many fuckin pills to eat
this post was submitted on 31 May 2025
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Was Musk the insufferable guy people just keep around cause he's always got the bag?
Money bag
Did you know the enslaved people's of colonial North America regularly poisoned their oppressors? It was a real problem that our popular mythology overlooks, for some reason. 
I would like to know more
It turns out that most of the black women who were executed in the era of slavery had killed their white masters. According to Baker, “slave women mostly strangled, clubbed, stabbed, burned, shot, poisoned, or hacked to death their White masters, mistresses, overseers, and even their owners’ children (p.66).” Poisoning and arson were the most prevalent methods slave women used to kill their oppressors.
[CW: for SA and all sorts of horrible shit] https://www.usprisonculture.com/2010/11/09/killing-black-women-capital-punishment-during-slavery/
Counter-revolution of 1776 is a good read on a ton of uprisings, touches on poisonings.
Haven't read this yet, supposed to be good:
Meh, Hitler was on way more drugs. Step up your game Elon.
follow your leader
*Invades Poland*
Musk no, the other thing! 
The only thing I want invading Poland is the Wock
like how come he's like 95% schedule 3 drugs by bodyweight and he's still the most uncool person in the world
Imagine being more doped up than Hunter S. Thompson, and still being lamer than Nixon.
Imagine if he was sober
Imagine having access to all those drugs and instead of using them to be more efficient, you blow that headspace on playing Diablo.
Wait, he might be onto something with that one. Do less work, Musk.
Love to drop some molly to help me do spreadsheets.
It's not working. He should do more drugs.
he should do too much drugs and die already
A prescription version of ketamine called esketamine (Spravato), given through a nasal spray, was approved in 2019 by the FDA for hard-to-treat depression. However, guidelines required its use "under the supervision of a health care provider in a certified doctor's office or clinic." That means medical professionals need to watch you use it, and then follow you after you've taken your dose, checking your vital signs and how you are doing clinically. (Link)
Hey Elon, you got a doctor in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I'm stealing this
It'd be funnier exccept that the answer is "maybe he does." He's got enough money to have the entire hospital follow him around if he wanted so a crooked doc juicing him up is probably exactly what was happening. Remember the reports about all the stuff being dispensed during Rumps first term?
Michael Jackson had a personal doctor anesthetize him nightly so he could sleep, now that we're talking about it I'd be willing to bet that these guys are doing. Just paying some shady doctor to travel around with them dispensing whatever they want. It's not illegal if you have a doctor say you need it!
Isn't that how Michael Jackson and Heath Ledger both died? Shady scripts from sketchy doctors providing them with dangerous cocktail mixtures?
come on lathe, give musk the unceremonious heart attack from a bad cocktail he deserves
And it doesn't fucking work. Like, straight up, Spravato doesn't do anything to improve symptoms of treatment-resistant depression.
While a ketamine infusion given in a controlled environment and combined with talk therapy (like DBT) can help manage treatment resistant depression, this isn't that.
Even the clinical trials for the drug didn't indicate a statistically significant reduction in MADRS scores versus placebo, and seemingly the only thing it did was unblind the study. The fact that this drug got approved is genuinely shocking to me.
I hate when these news sites report it as Ecstasy instead of MDMA, because I doubt someone with that much money is taking X pills with God knows what in them when they have access to the real thing. Is funny imagining Musk crushing up some Rick and Morty pressies though
Nah, he for sure is cutting his shit with a little viagra for his goon sessions
i want to believe Musk is taking pink adidas and green dolphins that are 40% caffeine and 30% meth, sold out of a ziplock bag stashed in someone's shoe
And the people who were fired because of his decisions have no legal recourse to sue his ass, right?
Great big win for this shithole again
Elon Musk facing less accountability than the average forklift driver.
Plus all the people who were fired for testing positive for marijuana over at Tesla and SpaceX. Musk did that right after going on Joe Rogan and smoking whole blunts.
rookie numbers, let's see him take all his pill stock at the same time and chase it down with a handle of whiskey
the coolest he's ever been
The media has got to stop trying to make this ghouls relatable, geeze
“See, the richest man in the world mixes uppers and downers too!”