godlessworm

joined 1 month ago
[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 15 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

bro is gonna sentence luigi to disappear for eternity in the spacetime void the government has access to where time doesn't exist but still moves infinity times slower than time on earth, and right before he hits the gavel he's gonna say "this one's for big dog thompson"

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 3 points 5 hours ago

very cute, very cool. nicely done OP

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

yeah bro the government banned it because if you snort asbestos it opens up your third, fourth, and fifth eye and you can see through all the government lies they don't want you seeing through. like about how war is bad and all that junk you know? if the government catches you snorting abs (that's what we call it in the community) you get the death penalty. i just snorted some a few minutes ago, and i'm pretty sure the government is stalking me. they send "people" "walking their dogs" "looking normal" down my street a couple times a day to intimidate me. the funniest part is, these people walk into houses that are right down the street from me, so it's obvious the government put them there because i was getting too informed from snorting abs.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

all borders are wack

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago (3 children)

legalize asbestos. its from da earf man

 

it couldnt be because israel didnt exist in 1936 could it? is steven spielberg antisemitic?

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

watch the next 100 years be about how syria actually belongs to jewish people from minnesota and poland somehow

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago

i laugh at idiots who pay dozens of dollars for bidet attachments. i pee on my own butthole to clean it. i use god's bidet.