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[–] FidelChadstro@hexbear.net 156 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] elpaso@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

God y'all are hilarious

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 85 points 1 week ago (2 children)

do you reach into your pants to scrape your anus directly, charles

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

He just assumes everyone also gets pink eye several times a month.

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[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 79 points 1 week ago (1 children)

scratch Charlie Kirk's anus and a fascist bleeds

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 66 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does…. Does Charlie Kirk not wash his hands?

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are you kidding? Touching another man's hand is obviously gay, just like washing your butthole. The safest thing to do is never touch your hands together and absolutely under no circumstances can you wash your butthole.

No rules about not scratching your butthole though, that's just what the good lord intended we do with our hands after all.

[–] prole@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If God didn't want me to put it up in there and wiggle it around a little, why'd he make my finger fit so well?

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

THIS IS MY HOLE, IT WAS MADE FOR ME!

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

We really need that sicko emoji because I'd be posting it non-stop.

[–] underisk@hexbear.net 65 points 1 week ago (1 children)

if your asshole is so itchy its a food safety hazard then you probably need to get some kind of powder for that, charlie

[–] GiantSpoonWielder@lemmygrad.ml 33 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Time for his de-worming treatment.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is slander, my people would never go near Charlie Kirk's lower intestines.

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[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 62 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I’ll never understand why the ignorami wear the fact their cultureless slobs like a badge of honor.

And have these corn-syrup swilling dipshits ever heard of washing hands?

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 58 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Charlie Kirk Announces He Has Smeared Assjuice On Everyone He Has Ever Shaken Hands With, Which Is Pretty Much What They Deserve

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[–] Rom@hexbear.net 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)

God they really don't have anything against him, do they?

[–] fox@hexbear.net 64 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Call him a socialist Communist fascist and people go "I don't care what he is, he's making life affordable and he's hot".

Call him an antisemite and people go "Alright good fuck Israel" or go "But he was endorsed by a Jewish candidate".

Call him a Muslim and people go "yeah and?".

Say he's going to make all the billionaires leave NYC and people go "Yeah fuck em if they stay they're paying their taxes or getting Luigi".

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago

frothingfash HE EATS WITH ONLY HIS HANDS!!!!

jerma-burger yeah, ok.

[–] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)

so his asshole is either dirty or he has hemorrhoids lol

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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 47 points 1 week ago (3 children)

seriously why did libs stop calling these weirdos "weird"

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Someone made the boss call, let them know if they kept doing that they were going to win the election. Stopped immediately.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It was Biden's advisors immediately after being brought onto the Kamala campaign IIRC. The line between incompetence and sabotage is thin

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago

it was working too well

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[–] regul@hexbear.net 45 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Also like, how do you eat a hot dog, Charlie?

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

With a fork and knife like the clown he is.

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I saw this absurd video from a content creator whose whole schtick was showing us plebs proper etiquette for the British aristocracy. In the video he shows us how to eat a banana with a knife and fork.

What is so pathetic about this video is that the guy is himself not a member of the aristocracy, and no matter how much he grovels and imitates, will never be one or be accepted by them. Also he's stupid enough to believe that anyone, even a member of the aristocracy, would eat an unpeeled banana with a knife and fork

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i just suck the whole thing down in one slurp

While making eye contact with your coworkers, as a power move

[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 42 points 1 week ago

I keep my hands clean by using an anus-scratching fork.

[–] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ummm

So charlie-kirk just got shit on his hands all day?

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[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Can't believe he revealed that he likes to finger his hole.

I'm guessing this is about banana leaf rice or something. Eating rice and curry with your hands is common in India and other countries with a large Indian diaspora like Malaysia. The places that serve it generally have a sink in the dining area so you don't have to go to the restroom just to wash your hands.

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[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago
[–] axont@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean yeah it was a bit of culture shock the first time I visited southeast Asia and saw people eating rice with their bare hands but it didn't make me instantly think of doodoo encrusted buttholes

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

maybe its just cause im middle eastern and a lot of our food is eaten by scooping it with bread using your hands but i dont see why its even anything worth noting that someone’s eating rice with their hands

when ameripigs buy a pack of M&Ms they dont eat them with a spoon. small foods can be eaten with hands too all over the world. its not just their borgor and hot dog

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Yes but those are white foods

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[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

Fingers are just the forks of our hands anyways, western cutlery is dumb OH YOU DIDNT USE A FORK yeah fuck you Charlie

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

charlie kirk never walked by a construction site at lunch time??

the dirtiest hands eating sandwiches and chips raw dog

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

Being kept up at night thinking about Mamdani scratching his anus is definitely something. Is this real?

What a racist.

[–] dead@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I don't think this is a real tweet.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i don't use twitter so i couldn't say. i also don't care tho. i'm gonna say kirk has a shitty doodoo ass either way and it's probably true

[–] dead@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I didn't ask if you use twitter. I just thought some people would want to know what is real and what isn't. Republicans did criticize Zohran for eating with his hands. Laura Loomer as example.

Also creating a fake scenario where republicans secretly touch their buttholes is very Democrat coded. What is it supposed to insinuate?

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[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I wonder how charlie eats his dothogs and hamberders, or fried chicken.

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[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

Everyone who thinks Charlie has a point is free to bring it up with Zohran; Zohran has said he's spoken to former Trump voters to ask them what it would take to get them to vote for him and he listened to them. Other people are fearful they're going to be unable to afford their housing costs, are struggling to feed their families, and are worried about their healthcare concerns, and others still are also ignorantly concerned with Zohran's stance against Israel being an ethnostate, but please, go ahead and share your deep concerns that he eats with his hands to him; out of all the pressing issues people have to contend with, whether Zohran eats with his hands or cutlery is up there among the most pressing of them. In fact I'm sure it'll sound less stupid when you say it out loud to him than it does in your head or in writing.

[–] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Charlie Kirk, self-proclaimed "Christian", forgetting about Matthew 15:11.

11 What goes into someone’s mouth does not defile them, but what comes out of their mouth, that is what defiles them.

i-cant Charlie Kirk defiling himself every time he opens his mouth or types.

EDIT: Jesus was responding earlier to something mentioned in Matthew 15:1-2

15 Then some Pharisees and teachers of the law came to Jesus from Jerusalem and asked, 2 “Why do your disciples break the tradition of the elders? They don’t wash their hands before they eat!”

[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

I never wash my hands either whats the big deal?

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