DragonBallZinn

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This, the only few places that even come close to being remotely fit for human habitation are all cut off via absurdly high rent prices to make sure only the porks can live there.

California is hardly a state, it's the world's largest country club.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

Pokemon villain ahh tweet.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

I literally had a high school bully that had this exact line.

Like bro, I just try to answer questions and I have a disability, so excuse me for having a chip on my shoulder in wanting to prove I'm not braindead like everyone assumes I am.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 46 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

Medieval peasant brain on full display.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

Liberals solidarity Maoist third-worldists

“America is uniquely bad.”

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Bit idea: we make the pregnancy tests more and more unplausible.

  • Celebrating the pregnancy during an ultrasound

  • next a baby shower

  • next after the kid’s born

  • then celebrate that same kid’s conception despite the fact she just graduated college “mom, I already born! I just graduated college, why are you still staring at that test?”

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Fair enough, but when was the last time you’ve seen a bourgeois pass up the opportunity to go “no no, I’M the REAL victim!”

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Inb4 we unironically see these porks march in the streets with “rich lives matter” signs.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I don’t have the exact quote but in high school English it was required reading that we read this sci-fi book called Unwind and one of the protagonists actually made this connection.

“There were two types of cops: the bullies who peaked in high school that want to keep reliving their glory days, and people who were bullied that want to oppress undesirables as a misguided way to get revenge on ‘wrongdoers’.” - Unwind (not exact quote just what I vaguely remember.)

But it explains the two types of fascists and those in fash jobs perfectly.

EDIT: Here’s the full quote -

“The way Risa sees it, there are two types of people who become Juvey-cops. Type one: bullies who want to spend their lives reliving their glory days of high school bullying. Type Two: the former victims of type ones, who see every Unwind as the kid who tormented them all those years ago. Type twos are endlessly shoveling vengeance into a pit that will never be full. Amazing that the bullies and victims can now work together to bring misery to others.“

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

“Progressivism never took root in geek culture because gamers didn’t see themselves as persecuted nerds, but as temporarily embarrassed jocks.” - DragonBallZinn

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

Literally says that millennial wealth will come from boomers essentially living life on their behalf and then passing their wealth down. Once again, millennials are just seen as accessories to the boomers. "We will live life FOR you. Enjoy your first scraps when you're middle-aged, suckers!"

Implies boomers won't blow it all either out of spite or from retirement home costs.

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