Biden would be like "the end" boss in the metal gear series. Just go to bed and he'll be dead when you wake up.
this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2025
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It's really confusing, this boss could be every Democratic Party candidate in recent memory
it's Harris, Buttigieg, and Klobuchar
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Harris, the Unprimaried. At 50% health coconuts start dropping from the ceiling of the boss arena
> Living
Not for long
Mar-a-Lago's Wet Nurse
nailed it
I'm doing Old Hunter Biden's questline, after I gave him the Crack Alembic, he disappeared. Do I still get to fight Babbling Biden, the Senile?
Did you do the corn pop quest?
THE STARS AND SKY ARE ONE, JACK!
i may not know about the Great Ones, but i am trying to get them to Mergo to the Polls
beware the old blood Jack. Lawrence was a bad dude, run with a gang of bad hunters. Put tge Saw clevers in a rain barrel, let 'em get rusty, bang em in the curb. So like the sky and cosmos.. eh, i shouldn't of said that.
i can think of at least two better places for current and former US presidents
Look once you take out Major it's easy to cheese the fight
Fun fact, if you did this in 1861, the Civil War would've featured a generic "five elemental stones" quest of some type involving five former presidents.
I also like the idea of the "bosses" of the Civil War being presidents who failed to stop it, and in some cases made it worse. Fun stuff
edit: we've had five living former guys at multiple points, I just think the 1861 occurrence is narratively funny. Lincoln gesturing wildly while the five previous guys shrug
edit 2: from now on the president is called "the guy"