FlakesBongler

joined 5 years ago
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 15 hours ago

I'll start sanctifying our supply of promethium

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 42 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

One protester, who asked that his name not be used, said he knew that discipline in the armed forces was an issue but that long sentences without independent legal review went too far and was not in the spirit of Ukraine’s citizen army. On the contrary, this is the way Russia treats military personnel.

What are we, a bunch of Asians?

The fear of many Ukrainians is that young men between 18 and 22 will now flee in large numbers, leaving the armed forces come 2027 with too few new recruits – and Ukraine, a country with severe demographic deficiencies, with too few people when the war ends. One 25-year-old woman told me that in her brother’s cohort of friends ages 18 to 22, most of them were planning to leave the country. She said the new law was wrongheaded and would hurt the war effort.

Some of you will die, but that's a risk I'm willing to take

The obvious conclusion is that Zelensky needs new counsel. Ukraine’s world of think tanks, consultants, foundations, and civic organizations burnish a wealth of knowledge and experience, much of which they have accrued over the past six years. Zelensky should draw on this rich cache to renew his advisors and reconnect to the Ukrainian public while it still believes in him.

Yes, let's all listen to the Nazis, that's going swimmingly right now

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 12 points 22 hours ago

Texas Hoghouse:kelly:

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

rat-salute-2 thank you for your sacrifice

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 2 points 22 hours ago

You should listen to the Quorators podcast

They go over all this sort of shit

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 39 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Kill all LOTR nerds, NOW

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

He'd never do it

He's heavily vested in burger futures

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago

I don't need oxytocin because I was a mailman for six months and delivering packages in this blasted out hellscape gave me enough oxytocin to last five lifetimes via likes

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 54 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But that would have involved them doing something with tangible results

Best we can get is 38 cents off our 4th of July Cookout

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

I'm gonna call you Tea, because that is TWISTED

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 31 points 1 day ago

People will see Creature Commandos and be like "Wow, that's so cool how they killed all those Nazis"

But when I say, "Join my unholy army of freaks and mutants to burn down this rotting husk and build a better world from the ashes!" They call the FBI

 

You know it

I know it

 

Short version: Bunch of Jarheads tried to sneak into North Korea to plant a listening device on Trump's orders, got spotted immediately, killed the witnesses, sank their bodies, then immediately ran back home

 

This is what happens

 

Beany Tuesday has done it again

 

YOU ~~CAN'T~~ AIN'T RIGHT

 

My ferret Lupo (AKA Big King Scrump) just had a heart attack and died in my arms right now

I'm writing this because if I don't, I'm going to scream and it's half-past midnight and I really don't want to tell the cops I'm screaming at midnight because my ferret died

I just hurt so goddamed much right now

 

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by FlakesBongler@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
 

The guy with the Cybertruck in the rich town next to mine is selling it

A month to the day when I saw him driving it and pointed and laughed at him

Coincidence?

I think not

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