I just want some people to play a entire adventure in Pathfinder with who will also occasionally snuggle with me
We should be surprised that it wasn't the X party
Forever trapped as Ethnically Ambiguous Shrek
Seems like the worst kind of hell to me
Pretty much that yeah
Yeah, that's Kane
He's a Libertarian
Yeah? But it was worth it to reduce Russia's population by like 2,000,000,000 i bet
He is from Detroit, and that's why the episode of Detroiters he's in is great
Qapla'!
In my heart, he's actually the dinosaur from the bag of Brach's Rocks
I'd like to see a fucker try 
My ferret Lupo (AKA Big King Scrump) just had a heart attack and died in my arms right now
I'm writing this because if I don't, I'm going to scream and it's half-past midnight and I really don't want to tell the cops I'm screaming at midnight because my ferret died
I just hurt so goddamed much right now
context
The guy with the Cybertruck in the rich town next to mine is selling it
A month to the day when I saw him driving it and pointed and laughed at him
Coincidence?
I think not
Sure, I just have all the stuff already
Always been open to other games though