The enemy considers me the greatest threat. I have unlimited resources at my disposal. BRING ME MY DREAMED UP WAIFU. THEN BRING ME WINE FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA
"yeah this guy is very important" -the UN
Krem
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strong omni human needs a giant powerful murder weapon to "revenge kill" a tiny little bird and then brag about it online
tiny corn-eating bird uses only the claws and beak that nature gave him to rightfully defend himself agaist the humans that imprisoned him and his kin, knowing it's a futile battle
it'll be cool as hell when you can just remote hack your boss's vr headset to show a fake avatar of you and your coworkers at your stations doing your work excellently, while in reality you're all 500m away smoking syntheweed and singing karaoke, and the boss is alone in the building, and also the doors are barricaded, and the building is about to be demolished
neat, this is based on the Mao statue on Orange Island in Changsha
if you line up 5 miles next to each other, it comes to 1700 yank tanks, or 122 strip malls. how many football fields you ask? the scientists are still calculating this.
screw this i'm going to lava world
Pharoah (Druid)
Miles (Ranger)
Monk (Healer)
Sun Ra (Wizard)
Trane (Cleric)
Mingus (Barbarian)
The Lion King 1 begins with the monarchs explaining how they will eat the herbivores, the disgusting hyenas will get the scraps, and the herbivores just love the monarchs. Then a minor noble stages a coup and gets the hyenas to become rulers and the lions only figureheads. It is the story of a bourgeouis revolution
posted on september 12 even 
remember when you had to use the remote to go to a different website? you'd have to manually key in the IP address by using the channel number buttons on the remote.
then "webrings" came along and you could just channel surf by using the channel+ channel- buttons
did the 
PR department read Death's End and get inspired by when
CW: spoiler, implied cannibalism
spoiler
the enemy forces all humans to move to a desert and destroy all infrastructure, and when the humans say they will starve to death, the enemy says there's technically food all around you
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the whole third book is episode after episode of the MC having emotions and making the wrong decision, and then it's contrasted with the american action dude that would have made the tough but correct decision