Truth in advertising!

Looks like it's time to play stoke or meth?

This is a man desperate for attention. Now many times when I'm shaving off the winter beard ... I'll end it with the Hitler stache to freAk out the wife..... However it does not leave the house. Why? Because I'd hate to be judged incorrectly by people as an asshole. This guy though? He is begging people to judge because he needs the acknowledgement and attention. Creep.

If you think about the real reaction from the average woman in the street seeing a middle aged angry looking white guy wearing a Hitler moustache unironically is likely to be fear and alarm.

Now what Jones is saying is he thinks women are "melting" and "going wild" for him.

Therefore the conclusion that must be drawn is Alex Jones is so broken he thinks fear and disgust from women are signs of horniness.

He'd do the haircut too if he could grow any on top.

Honestly it looks like an improvement but probably any beard would.

What would help more is him stopping drinking and having a discernable neck again.

So much for beauty tips for Alex Jones

I just can't. Im really pro shame now. Have shame people. Shame.

"Hitler was a very kleptocratic, totalitarian, megalomaniacal individual."

Remind you of anyone?

Idk why but he gives more lukashenko than Hitler. Must be the whole fat guy without much hair thing. Also isn't he worried about insufficiently strained cocaine?

Omg the desperation. What a cringy simp. PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!1!

'It had a wild effect on women'

I suppose "revulsion" counts as a wild effect.

Lex Luther meets Adolf Hitler looks with blue eyes, and they just didn't know what to do. They're like melting.

Self-confidence is everything folks.
If you ever look into the mirror and feel a little silly for any reason, take a deep breath.
At least you're not the clown who thinks Hitler x Lex Luther is attractive to any person.

Kinda sucks how this how this crazy MFer is still getting ink...

Remember when he cried on camera? Loved that.

I laughed my ass off at first sight of his pic in the thumbnail image. Wow, is this rock bottom? Are we there yet?

The stupidity has never been more off the charts in my lifetime.

I thought this bald fuck was broke and mostly gone

> Bald Hitler

Peak comedy

How is he even allowed to have a show when he owes that much money?

Hope he carries the cosplay to completion by putting a hole in his temple

Does he think he is making Hitler mustaches MORE acceptable?

He seems desperate for attention now that all of right wing media is following the same playbook

He should cosplay Hitler in the bunker.

He's just trolling, he needs to sustain attention which translates to income, now that it's waning and he looks like a loser. What else is he supposed to do -- get an HVAC license? Work at an Apple store? His options are limited.

I've never supported Hitler

Guy wearing a Hitler 'stache as a "social experiment."

Oh look, he's not dogwhistling anymore, he's straight up saying "Here Nazis".

But DEMOCRATS are Nazis!

It reminds me of the scene in Clerks 2 where Randall wants to bring the term “porch monkeys” back

Uncontrolled heaving? Retching? Reverse peristalsis? Hives? Eczema? Purulent sores? Spontaneous human combustion? Missing time due to effects of alien abductions?

What wild effect?

Alex Jones: "Nazis? That's just wrong terminology that the left uses to accuse everyone they don't like of being a nazi! Because they're the haters!"

Grows Hitler mustache.

Alex Hitler: "It's a (nationalist) social experiment! If you call me a nazi, then you're the real nazi!"

For fuck's sake. Why do I still meet people that think they could possibly not be nazis? You're not sure? Really?

They're not time travelers from 1940. They're modern nazis, and this is what they do. He's just another nazi propagandist like limbaugh and kirk, except he's got a fucking HITLER mustache!!!

the only person i've ever seen actually look good with that 'stache is charlie chaplin. the only acceptable use of the toothbrush mustache is in a silent comedy film with a wacky guy sporting a tophat and cane.