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[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 30 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

He should cosplay Hitler in the bunker.

[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Nah, he's got the talent to become a full blown method actor.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 8 points 21 hours ago

Make it an Alec Baldwin production.