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[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Lex Luther meets Adolf Hitler looks with blue eyes, and they just didn't know what to do. They're like melting.

Self-confidence is everything folks.
If you ever look into the mirror and feel a little silly for any reason, take a deep breath.
At least you're not the clown who thinks Hitler x Lex Luther is attractive to any person.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Jesse Eisenberg Lex, at best