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[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 42 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

the only person i've ever seen actually look good with that 'stache is charlie chaplin. the only acceptable use of the toothbrush mustache is in a silent comedy film with a wacky guy sporting a tophat and cane.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 17 points 8 hours ago

The only other person is Hardy from the Laurel and Hardy duo. If he didn't have his stash, he would look like a giant baby.

[–] hector@lemmy.today 13 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Hitler hated being compared to chaplain too. It was verboetan after they took power.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

The Great Dictator is an outstanding film btw

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, great speech and great ending to a film, but I recommend that everyone watch the entire movie.

Not only is it a great satire (that was made in 1939-40), it's fucking hysterical.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Agreed. That's exactly the clip that got me to watch the whole movie.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

We're upside down

I know it.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 8 points 8 hours ago

Hitler was confirmed to have watched Chaplin's film The Great Dictator. , but he did not comment on it. Chaplin said that he would give anything to know what he thought of it.

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 4 points 10 hours ago

Same with Turd, he hates being compared to cheetos.

[–] Soggy@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It didn't look terrible on Michael Jordan with the matching soul patch. It didn't look good but it wasn't terrible.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

He was the right person to check if it was still too soon.