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a Dark Fountain has opened from Charlie Kirk's throat 
2 days ago lol
I want to make it clear, Iβm not calling on dark forces to cause him harm.
Dark forces, famous for their restraint and respecting the boundaries of those who call upon them.
Two thumbs down from the big man.
Whenever I see his face I'm reminded on the 8x8 pixel nfts that were made by a 13 year old
More stable than he's been in decades.
Logging in for the first time in 10 months to pay my respects to the power of the Etsy witches.
Upon Charlie Kirk's death, Juan GuaidΓ³ has declared himself Interim President of Turning Point USA.
Today is a good day! Never thought Charlie Kirk would do something that would make me so happy, but better late than never I suppose.
Dusting off the account to celebrate the probable death of a fascist. Rest in piss.
I really felt like these ghouls were invincible. I was waiting on the old fucks like Kissinger to die, but Kirk and his fellow fascists have gotten away with it for so long that I felt like I would never see them assassinated.
crabcrabcrab
Remember: If this was Zohran Mamdani or even Greta Thunberg. Every single person online would be celebrating, and smugly laughing about it.
Something something according to planβ¦
I mean they did just try to kill Greta with a drone
Pretty much, you're delusional if you think Kirk wouldn't gloat on twitter if some fash chud killed Greta at a presser.
Hell if 
kills her now they'll all celebrate
so glad i have hexbear to celebrate on. all over reddit is just typical liberal bs. βdonβt celebrate!! thats what trump wants!!!β
edit: officially dead
If I didn't want to get assassinated in public, I would simply not spend my entire professional career stoaking an atmosphere of political violence and making it widely know that I'm a vicious and evil asshole who wants the worst for everyone.
gotta hand it to him, most of his kind aren't that principled about it
That was fast!
Comment was "all fash deserve this" lol
Endorsing the violence and death Kirk ~~is~~ was directly responsible for is allowed though
I cant lie, ive had a smile plastered on my face all day. When a co-worker asked what I was so happy about, I blurted out that Charlie Kirk got blasted and died he just awkwardly walked away without saying a word lmao.
I REALLY didnβt expect them to make such a turnaround after taking on Allah alone; massive power development
Comraddington
admitted to the hospital
JFK was admitted to the hospital too and he was missing the entire back of his head
the only thing gushing harder than his gaping neck wound was is me
Finally it happened to someone who deserved it 
deserves a rest as well imo
I bet he's not seen in public for at least a few weeks.
In totally unrelated news, I would like to present this Order of Lenin award to Comrade UlyssesT for all his hard work.
