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this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2025
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We used to not have AI slop on the internet, especially reposting AI images.
That's why you gotta report em to the community admins boss. I've been doing it constantly when I see slop.
It's just a little joke, if they had photoshopped it together would it be fine?
Yes. Turns out human effort is the key. Who'd've fucking guessed?
(But photoshop uses ai now) I don't give a flying fuck. That's a motte-and-bailey and you fucking know it.
(But... but... but this is a literal straw man) Yep, it sure is. You got something that isn't that lazy-as-shit motte-and-bailey? Hit me with it.
Well that's your opinion. I guess he did think of the joke? That's at least something.
We don't need clanker work on Lemmy.
My brain is yelling "AI image!"
What tipped you off?
Because it is.
Your account is perfect for sarcastic retorts. I imagine someone looking up at your username after reading a particularly cutting remark, and it really twists the knife.
My favourite is offering people my username, because it suits them more.
Damn, that is diabolically exquisite. Here, please take this to aid you in your quest:
Really just need the final frame.
Ask and you shall receive:
if it quacks like a duck...
I got salmonella from looking at this.
You silly person - that's clearly egg, not salmon.
Ella is a stupid name for a salmon anyway.
Hmm, guess they'll just have to get into R&B instead.
Salmon Ella is very disappointed by your lack of biology knowledge.
I once recommended the YouTuber "Sam O'Nella" to a friend via text; after a brief pause he responded "are you trying to say you have salmonella?" I've never felt so ill respected in by life.
AI slop.
It looks like those devices you put infants in. But it has a blend function
Stop spreading Ai slop like some plagued rat
Someone, somewhere, who lived through the 70s, would believe this is real and say he remembers them.
Was born in the 70s and have seen an egg salad machine. It's a huge slow stainless steel blender well 3 of them. Don't put an air hose to the tubing thinking you can clean it quicker by blowing it into a box. You will get fired.
See, told ya,
This was one of the first ai images that really got big in the meme world
Thank you for Arrested Development
Her?
It needs an integrated chicken coop up top. C'mon folks, it's called vertical integration, let's get with the program ok?
And a greenhouse above the coop to supply the chicken feed.
EG66 SALAD
I see you Mitchell, and I know you posted this. With your egg salad smelling breath and your egg salad smelling farts and that egg salad eating grin on your face.