BreadOven

But who can dip beneath the lasers?

I suppose you're right. It's not just things that help things live longer or thrive in a specific environment.

Totally agree with your point. But it's also not something that will actively promote fitness.

It is. I wasn't being specific enough, sorry. Actual use in terms of evolutionary fitness. There are no reasons for them evolutionarily other than they are a byproduct of fetal development.

Hmmm. Can't say I've licked one personally, but I see what you're seeing. I guess I meant an actual use for them. More of a rhetorical question I guess.

But since there's overwhelming evidence masks work and will prevent (most likely) what you want to prevent...why even try something else? Unless you have a condition that prevents it, in which case, I'm sorry and shouldn't assume you can wear one.

Absorb oxygen through your moist skin.

But really, an n95 will reduce the risk of you catching anything by a lot. Also wash your hands frequently.

What use are nipples on males?

How do I delete something from the Internet?

Where my cosmic entity Azathoth at?

I think we can all compromise. A short period of time (1-3 months?) of unimaginable torture. Then the mega guillotine. They suffer, we don't have to use taxpayer money to keep them alive. Win win.

Although someone did mention r**e below. I think everyone can agree that is taking it too far. Stick to non-sexual bodily/psychological harm.