My balls itch
Irrate taint
Just another day
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this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2025
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I won't be fooled
Into doing your homework
For you.
Requested ten words
Comprising a short poem
Enjoy this haiku
Too tired, No motivation. I retire early to my mansion.
Isn't this haiku?
Wait, no, that's with syllables
My bad, continue
"Give me a ten word poem", they said.
Fuck that!
I hadn't started formulating yet, by this is the poem I wanted to write. Thank you!
No.
I won't.
Why should I?
I refuse on principle.
Roses are red, violets blue. Some poems rhyme, this one doesn't.
I skipped breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Now I am drunk.
It sounds like you had barley sandwiches instead of food.
Baby shoes for sale, never worn.
Footless baby was born.
Ten-word Haiku:
Summer heat
Gives way to Autumn chill
While I nap
I sit, pooping.
The cramps
come in
waves.
Send help.
The apparition of these faces in a loo: Petals on a wet black poo.
This ten word poem
Ends a little early
Sure, absolutely:
"Give me a ten-word poem"
Magical Haiku
The world is ending
And I wish you were here
Enormous potential inside all of us.
Too bad.
Capitalism.
I would give you 10 words but it's coffee time.
There once was a lark. It was at the park.
I read ten word problem, so was confused by poems
Tanned arms, skinned knees, bug bites
Summer leaves its mark
Be grateful, I tell myself
But the longing doesn't listen
Take the train to Spain. They have such lovely terrain.
Good morning ChatGPT, Give me a ten word poem please.
Maybe the feeling
Didn't come from you,
But from me.
How do i work?
What am i worth?
Dissect me.
Summer breeze, makes me feel fine, Blowing through the jasmine...
spontaneity makes it fun--
makes me think,
is it?
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No, I don't think I will, captain, it's gonna blow.
I don't feel so good
I just shit my pants
"Why do people put question marks at ends of statements?"
Problems aplenty
No solutions coming, so
Eat pie, write haikus
Fear not, the Cheeto Chimp, his death is likely near.
Fog in the night, Makes the moon shine not bright.
Why? I mean, you could just write it yourself, no?
The sun shines Brighter Than any evil thing can withstand
Qwen 2.5, running on my laptop, had this to say:
"Moon shines bright, stars dance in the sky."
Not very poetic if you ask me. I guess you used a similar LLM.
That's eight words.
Tracks for an LLM.
And it's only 8 words. Stupid robot.
tHaT iS pRoSe!!!1