Blackout

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Georgia’s early voting first-day turnout already breaks record in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] Blackout@fedia.io 16 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Can you smell the succulence?

Are there any Lemmy instances or similar platforms that don't allow memes? in c/fediverse@lemmy.world
[–] Blackout@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago

Thank you for your service

Are there any Lemmy instances or similar platforms that don't allow memes? in c/fediverse@lemmy.world
[–] Blackout@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

If only we had a time machine. We could go back to 1998 and assassinate Joe Meme before he ever invented the damn things. That's what I would do. Oh and take care of baby Hitler.

Caption this. in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] Blackout@fedia.io 11 points 2 days ago

Apparently masterbating 34 times in a single day is one time too many

TIL that the “S” in “Harry S. Truman” isn’t an abbreviation. His middle name was just “S”. in c/til@lemmy.world
[–] Blackout@fedia.io 4 points 3 days ago

Poor Alex Song (A.S.S.)

Where does the music go? in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] Blackout@fedia.io 5 points 3 days ago

To retire on a farm upstate, unless my mom lied to me 🤔

How to impress the honey in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] Blackout@fedia.io 5 points 3 days ago

In the comics they are always stealing things from the news stand and stashing it there. It's Superman's 2nd greatest weakness.

Hackers take control of robot vacuums in multiple US cities and abuse owners, yells racist slurs in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] Blackout@fedia.io 42 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I thought the deal I got on my KuKluxKlean was too good to be true!

If I wanted to die in a viking funeral, like getting put on a boat and set ablaze while I am in the middle of the sea can this be done? Or is it even legal? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] Blackout@fedia.io 13 points 3 days ago

I know a guy who can get the job done

5th Circuit rules ISP should have terminated Internet users accused of piracy in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] Blackout@fedia.io 173 points 3 days ago (7 children)

The 5th circuit includes Louisiana, Texas, and Mississippi so they can go fuck themselves. You think I'll live by the opinion of some backwater states? Only a corrupt supreme court would uphold this ruling-ohhh fuckity fuck fuck!

He's just lucky I guess in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] Blackout@fedia.io 31 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I got spiders living in mine. Keeps the bugs out.

Married with Children rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] Blackout@fedia.io 25 points 4 days ago

They look young until they turn 4000 then it's downhill fast.

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