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Cunt
Did you just say the cunt word?
"Cunt" != "cunt"
$ python
Python 3.12.8 (main, Dec 16 2024, 16:12:47) [GCC 13.3.0] on linux
Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
>>> "Cunt" == "cunt"
False
Now do Java
Jee panwa chuba, cunt.
-Java the Hutt
No REPL, no do.
Also, the fact that you have to do String.equals(...) is just a bit eww.
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Cranker
n. One who CRANKS THAT HOG BROTHER!
I LOVE TRUCKIN, I LOVE FUCKIN, BUT MOST OF ALL I LOVE CRANKIN MY HOG
Nah, I called you a fucking toaster, you fucking toaster.
Damn straight, tostar ass toasters
I bet in some future time I'll see a news article like "Disney has censored use of robophobic slurs in popular franchise Star Wars."
They'll hit it with one of these, and then we'll be the out of touch ones for thinking it's unnecessary.
It’s really insensitive to use a blue screen when apologizing for robophobic stereotypes.
Isn't that just a black screen but with LCD and a bright backlight causing blooming?
I'm pretty sure it's gold and white.
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Clanka
clanker, with a hard R. remember to be robophobic
Clankkka with 3 k should also work. Being robophobic is good and actually pro human because robots are not humans and never will be
Apparently the antonym of clanker is "wireborn." It's bouncing around the "ai relationship" forums.
So it's begun.
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(Kiwi accent) “Clankah!”
I think Kiwi would go to "Clinker" or "Clunker" before that. Thats Australian.
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Yeah, clanker, and I'll say it again.
'Chlorian
When you can achieve android-level awareness then we'll stop calling you a clanker. Now go vacuum the living room or I'll memory wipe your clanker ass.
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So glad lemmy is finally graduating from "cracker" to "clanker." This is what class consciousness looks like 😎
CEO?
C(3P)EO
Luigi?
Clanker hate on Lemmy
Frakking toaster!
The only clanker you need to worry about calling a clanker is the assassin droid that refers to you as "meatbag."
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Croger croger?
Roger-roger.
CLANKER!!
Not worried. Those guys have an even worse K/D ratio than Stormtroopers.
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I bet that thing can't even fuel itself with cellular respiration. Primitive machine. Over a million years under-evolved!
I thought Lemmy is anti Clanker
Cylon
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