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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Dumb shit like that is a relationship ender/red flag for me. I'm not a praise dispenser nor am I going sit there while you cook up petty reasons to get angry at me. Grow the fuck up.

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[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

So the question basically, if you get to brass tacks and all, is "which of these 14-16 year old girls would you fuck"

Perhaps op and his gf are 14-16 though

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 17 points 1 week ago

She certainly has the mentality of a 14 year old

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

A few of them are 18+. Elsa, Anna, Cinderella, and Pocahontas I think.

But whether they are real people, cartoons, or sheogoraths from the fifth dimension. It's a shit game that only a shit partner would play.

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[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

For the sake of the Saiyan race, Broly has my permission to bed Princess Trunks.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lore wise? Snow white, obviously

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Fairest of them all is a skin tone thing.

Got anything you want to add to that, Siegfried 🧐?

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Uhhh... nein? I mean... nine... shes's a nine!

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[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (9 children)

gf❤️ has serious insecurity issues she needs to address.

I’m secure enough myself to add another girlfriend to my polycule. Not gf❤️ though.

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I liked Ariel when the movie came out. It's not pedophilia because I was 12 at the time.

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[–] remon@ani.social 16 points 1 week ago

Bitch, you can say bitch on the internet.

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (40 children)

Can we please either un-censor the word "bitсһ" or else add other similar minorly-offensive swear words like fuck, shit, bastard, etc. to the censor list? I don't mind so much the censorship, it's just the inconsistency that bothers me.

FWIW, one word I do agree should be censored is "removed."

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[–] Ileftreddit@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I’M the prettiest princess

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Jasmine is a total baddie 😍

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