Honytawk

From an extreme right viewpoint, everything is left.

Better wipe your ass afterward lest it be orange

Madministration

That's ... normal

Midichlorians are what give people the ability to move objects with their minds.

You're thinking of Miranda-class

Now all the racers are into tongue extensions

If we don't give it incentive to want to stay alive, why would it care if we turn it off?

This isn't an animal with the instinct to stay alive. It is a program. A program we may design to care about us, not about itself.

Also the premise of that thought experiment was about paperclips.

That isn't lame, that is just a different playstyle.

It is more fun, you should try it sometime.

Those damn 8 lane highways at it again

Lol, the irony

Yes, but only diagonally

Only if they enjoy it