Becoming gay to avoid drama is a bit like climbing on board the Titanic to avoid drowning.
this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2025
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But why are all straight people everywhere like this one meme, am I right fellas?
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I dunno, my queer drama's always been more interesting. Less basic. Somebodys asks if you'd still love them as a worm, we all know the right answer is 'I'd worship you, shai-hulud' 'cuz we all want that spice.
I worked the door of a very popular gay venue for a year. The security staff called the drama "Gays of our lives" and it was fucking amazing.
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Why the shit are you censoring the fucking word "bitch"? Were on lemmy shitpost. We don’t censor here
Dumb shit like that is a relationship ender/red flag for me. I'm not a praise dispenser nor am I going sit there while you cook up petty reasons to get angry at me. Grow the fuck up.
Or maybe it's sarcasm between partners you fun hating turnip.
You can say bitch on the internet. We won't tell your mom.
Who the fuck censors removed.. You're even allowed to say removed on TV
Lemmy.ml apparently. When you type B...I...T...C...H it automatically turns to removed. They're treating you like some kid who can't handle grown-up words. Switch to another instance if you want more freedom with your choice of words.
Lemmy.ml banned me on my Startrek.website account years ago during the height of my posting. Like when I was posting 20 things every hour or two. Why? Posted some Jimmy Neutron meme about Disney having a first gay character and it being the 14th one this month. Title was like "Can always be the first in China at least for a couple minutes" or something along those lines.
From what I heard from some of the people who worked on .ml behind the scenes, they had to reverse the ban because a bunch of people started asking why there was no new content and other people started to realize it was because I had gotten banned.
Have never posted on lemmy.ml since and don't bother to interact with the instance at all. I don't have it blocked because not all users are like the admins but like fuck am I ever adding to that shithole ever again. I thought that was the worst I'd ever deal with from admins... and then I started getting personally harassed by the startrek.website admins across multiple websites and basically forgot about lemmy.ml entirely.
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What kind of bitches censor bitches? Like, what's wrong with my dogs?
They are just trying to be like the CCP, their heroes. Wait until they roll out their social credit system in upcoming Lemmy releases!
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Lmao
Edit: wait did you do that on purpose?
Holy fuck that can't be real. I'm almost convinced to make an account just to see if they're trolling. Is this how they recruit?
lemmy.ml is run by nannie-state fucktards that masturbate with such silly displays of power.
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So glad I suck dick
As if gay men aren't ever catty bitches.
You cant win I see
Sometimes it is just about choosing which fight you want to have today.
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Why did they take a screenshot, and then tilt the picture? Wtf is wrong with these people...
"Why is this post in my shitpost community all shitty? How dare they"
this is probably the funniest thing I have read today
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So the question basically, if you get to brass tacks and all, is "which of these 14-16 year old girls would you fuck"
Perhaps op and his gf are 14-16 though
She certainly has the mentality of a 14 year old
A few of them are 18+. Elsa, Anna, Cinderella, and Pocahontas I think.
But whether they are real people, cartoons, or sheogoraths from the fifth dimension. It's a shit game that only a shit partner would play.
I mean... Technically the question is about being pretty. I can think of girls being pretty without actually thinking sexually of them. The same way I can think of some guys being handsome and I don't suck dick.
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How does sucking dick negate this behavior.... I've sucked plenty of dick that would do shit like this, needless to say those dicks only got sucked once
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I’M the prettiest princess
Naw, you gotta lean in.
Which bitch asked that before me?
the cutest one
Eww. Self censorship. 🤮
I liked Ariel when the movie came out. It's not pedophilia because I was 12 at the time.
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