Patches

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[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 1 points 19 hours ago

Every single generation gets accused of creating the worst children ever, and they were just so much better back in the day. It's quite literally a tale as old as time.

The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.

  • Plato, ~400 BCE
[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

Ah yes the alcoholic parent. We pioneered this one ourselves. Quite the accomplishment. Having never seen our parents slam down Natty Ice each day after work, we had no idea what we were getting into.

Never before in history, had anyone ever chosen to have a drinking problem, and kids simultaneously.

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You're talking about next quarter problems. Those aren't mine. I will be gone by then.

  • Every capitalist ever
[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

If this website is accurate then it is impossible for me to enter my nearest city from any roadway. Great...

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

A few of them are 18+. Elsa, Anna, Cinderella, and Pocahontas I think.

But whether they are real people, cartoons, or sheogoraths from the fifth dimension. It's a shit game that only a shit partner would play.

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Well they're available on eBay...

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 4 points 3 days ago

Every accusation is a conversation

More true everyday

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 3 points 3 days ago

I get all my news from Facebook

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 1 points 3 days ago

COVID was devastating. The strip saw their income fall 50%.

11% is bad but not "Ghost Town"

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Bro it's 2025. We've all lost at least 11% of our income/spending power post Covid

[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Back into the environment, yes.

Back into Arlen, Texas water supplies?... M a y b e?

You don't start limiting residential showers unless running the well dry is a possibility.

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