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[–] Guthix@midwest.social 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not a bad way to gather some security question answers I guess

[–] tyler@programming.dev 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

To anyone reading this, generate a password for your security answer and stick it in your password manager. It’s safer than trying to remember a fake security answer and much safer than using a real security answer.

[–] medgremlin@midwest.social 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I just use nonsense answers or answers that make absolutely no sense to anyone else. (Inside jokes and the like)

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Car

I know nothing about cars

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Mine was definitely a car too

[–] eugene171@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

The Honda Security Question Scraper

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Toyota Corolla

My dad's car. The family car. Decent car.

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[–] realitista@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

PIece of shit

[–] dukatos@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

F.A.P. 1314 truck 6 years older than me.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago

FAP truck

Cruising around with the boys in that thing

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago
[–] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

Kia Pride. First generation. Falling apart, basically a soda can with wheels. Clutch so atrocious that I basically had to relearn how to drive during those fifteen minutes. Allegedly someone I knew got one that didn’t even have a gas pedal, just a relatively high idle.

Only the finest public property here in Lebanon.

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Fairly easy. VW Golf. Almost all Driving School cars here are some sort of VW Group Cars (VW, Audi, Skoda)

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[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I passed in 2007 with a VW Polo ❤️

At the moment, my learners are passing in a 2015 VW Scirocco 😎

[–] Million@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Scirocco looking kinda fly ngl

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[–] darkangelazuarl@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

[Redacted security question answer]

[–] benni@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Some Audi, it was quite nice and new and the instructor would pet it and whisper to it every time I stalled the engine during lessons.

[–] Ydna@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Yep it was a Ford Datamine

[–] jimp@feddit.uk 5 points 2 months ago

Yugo 45


Very much like this one

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

2009 FIAT Punto

[–] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 5 points 2 months ago

Volkswagen Golf 3.

[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

2011 VW Golf R

[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Took my test in 1997 in a 1994 magenta geo tracker with a stick shift.

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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

93 Toyota Camry, manual transmission.

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[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Imaginary. I've never taken a driver's test or had a driver's license.

I am, however, fully instrument-rated on my local urban mass transit.

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[–] ChanchoManco@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

Brazilian '97 Chevrolet S10 very similar to this one:

[–] snappy90@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago

A Ford Focus

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

An old af Peugeot P4!

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

chevy caprice classic

[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 4 points 2 months ago

Mom's green 94 Ford Taurus. But I learned to drive in Dad's 89 rust brown Honda Civic hatchback with a manual transmission.

[–] mossberg590@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

1981 Ford LTD station wagon in 1990

[–] YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

bicycle I think

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

My grandfathers Cadillac.

[–] iamahab@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago
[–] Drekaridill@feddit.is 4 points 2 months ago

My instructor had a brand new BMW SUV but I took the final test in my dad's 1997 Subaru Impreza.

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Oldsmobile Delta 88. I learned to drive in the largest car the driving school had. The thinking was if I could maneuver that beast everything else should be easy. I guess it worked?

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

That's a beauty

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

1985 Volvo 240 station wagon. Puke colored.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I was going to take it in a 1987 Toyota Camry, manual transmission, but the clutch burned up (not my fault... Maybe), and my parents didn't want to get it fixed. I took the test in the driving school's only manual transmission car, which was... A gray sedan, with a second brake pedal for the passenger.

[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Good news! It was a Dacia Sandero!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago

A Ford Fiesta, if I remember rightly.

Fun fact, my grandfather never took a driving test since he got his license back in the days when all you needed to do was hand over five shillings.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 3 points 2 months ago

1989 Mercury Sable. White exterior, red interior. Took me 3 tries before I passed.

[–] keen@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
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