don't your parents have your birth certificate? or do they accept the printed digital version? can't you sneak there and attempt to get registered anyway, i'm sure you can explain the situation and there is some sort of exception.
i'm stumped, but that's nothing short of abuse and you should definitely look into this ASAP cause it will make your life very hard.
for starters, foss code is audited collectively, not individually.
please don't believe what apple marketing says at face value.