That's one way to learn lock picking I guess
this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2025
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...and what i have for you today, is...
"Let's do that again to make sure that it wasn't a fluke..."
"This is the lock picking lawyer, and today we're going to Free Willie!"
He probably like:
- New Fetish Unlocked
- New Trauma Unlocked
It’s the same picture.
"My body is a MACHINE that turns TRAUMA into SEXUAL FETISHES!"
My brain is fried. How sarcastic is this ?
I am not sure this is sarcastic. I would not be surprised if this was a real product, used to abuse a child in the US. Americans are that kind of crazy.
I mean it's a real product.... But usually it's a different kind of mommy. Or daddy, I don't judge. I mean unless you're the actual parent, in which case I judge harshly.
Indeed. At least, the CPS should have a talk with that woman.
The product is real, is a chastity lock and is a sex stuff, usually by dommes on her submissive partners.
And about the veracity of the review, I don’t know, I hope it is fake, but I remember reading many years ago a case were a woman was charged with child abuse for putting anal plugs on her son “to avoid the devil entering the child’s body through the anus”.
You can tell the review is fake bc they didn't capitalize the words "The Lord".
Also
[Review] by james schreiber
but also
...since his father left me...
Not everyone in a cage has a domme
I didn’t said “everyone”.
Only found this from Yahoo Answers: https://web.archive.org/web/20131214042431/http://answers.yahoo.com:80/question/index?qid=20080416190703AADWFlA
Kind of Karen actually.
Where is this from
I guess TikTok as the watermark says
If only there was a horrible watermark that dances around to always overlap with the subject.
Probably? While it's weird and gross enough to current sensibilities to be sarcasm, these devices were absolutely used to prevent masturbation for several decades in the US so...who the fuck knows...?
these devices were absolutely used to prevent masturbation for several decades in the U
...what? I thought it's a fetish thing exclusively.
Nope! Medical knowledge was very anti-masturbation for a long time. Devices like this, genital mutilation, and corn flakes (no, really) were all popularized in the US by Dr. Kellogg to prevent masturbation.
This particular thing I dunno but we did some horrific shit and allowed other shit even if it wasn't super common.
It's a joke review
10 years ago, we need an update on how fucked up he is.
He works for the Trump administration now.
He's that 22 year old counter-terrorism czar.
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What a terrible day to be literate
Bet it barely even slows him down.
Might as well give him a fetish over time.
Exactly! And what a great kink to have!
That poor kid. I hope this is fictional and was written for the lulz.
Health and beauty
Date 2015. I hope you are free now. (Also fake)
Lmao,you had me in the first 90%
Do you want a sissy femboy bottom, because that's how you get one.
Wait til you read that second-last sentence about taking it off at seminary
People post this kind of stuff in the reviews for every kinky item on Amazon, I've never understood the compulsion to share your fic in that medium but I guess some folks gotta write when the inspiration hits 'em...
Wow.
8 year is more than enough, he can cut the cage any time lol.
Or pick the lock. Super easy.
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Ewwwwwwwewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
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