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[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 77 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

My brain is fried. How sarcastic is this ?

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 51 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I am not sure this is sarcastic. I would not be surprised if this was a real product, used to abuse a child in the US. Americans are that kind of crazy.

[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 73 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean it's a real product.... But usually it's a different kind of mommy. Or daddy, I don't judge. I mean unless you're the actual parent, in which case I judge harshly.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Indeed. At least, the CPS should have a talk with that woman.

[–] ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

The product is real, is a chastity lock and is a sex stuff, usually by dommes on her submissive partners.

And about the veracity of the review, I don’t know, I hope it is fake, but I remember reading many years ago a case were a woman was charged with child abuse for putting anal plugs on her son “to avoid the devil entering the child’s body through the anus”.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can tell the review is fake bc they didn't capitalize the words "The Lord".

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago

Also

[Review] by james schreiber

but also

...since his father left me...

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not everyone in a cage has a domme

[–] ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I didn’t said “everyone”.

[–] roserose56@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Kind of Karen actually.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 months ago

I guess TikTok as the watermark says

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

If only there was a horrible watermark that dances around to always overlap with the subject.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

This. The gif is the entire video.

[–] scoobford@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Probably? While it's weird and gross enough to current sensibilities to be sarcasm, these devices were absolutely used to prevent masturbation for several decades in the US so...who the fuck knows...?

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

these devices were absolutely used to prevent masturbation for several decades in the U

...what? I thought it's a fetish thing exclusively.

[–] scoobford@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 months ago

Nope! Medical knowledge was very anti-masturbation for a long time. Devices like this, genital mutilation, and corn flakes (no, really) were all popularized in the US by Dr. Kellogg to prevent masturbation.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

This particular thing I dunno but we did some horrific shit and allowed other shit even if it wasn't super common.

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

It's a joke review