funktion

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[–] funktion@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The market has spoken, and it said some real stupid shit. I've given up on gaming as a hobby, and good riddance.

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

Yeah come on OP let us test what you're saying.

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

not using a reusable scrub brush to clean your anus

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Anything to declare?

Yeah. Don't go to England.

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

My dad's place still has a gigantic plasma TV from 2000 that takes up maybe 1/3rd of the room it's in. Great picture, great sound. Completely impractical.

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fatty flour with lots of little burnt bits of meat, emulsified.

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago (4 children)

We're the Terminators of the animal kingdom. We're slow and deliberate, able to stalk our prey for days or weeks at a time, and can often come back from injuries that would be a death sentence for other animals.

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Addiction is a hell of a thing

[–] funktion@lemm.ee -1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Sure. And I used to be okay downloading my porn at 56kbps. Now I want my smut so hi-def that I can see the actors' emotional scars. Peoples' standards change as technology advances. If you want to be stuck in 2001, go right ahead, but that doesn't mean everyone else has to be.

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That M is doing a lot of heavy lifting in this scenario

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 52 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Rotten potatoes smell somewhere between raw sewage and demon anus

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

It was either that or Mohammed

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