chaosCruiser

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[–] chaosCruiser 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah, that’s just marketing and branding. Could be worse though. In some countries, you never call the cops unless it’s really really bad. When they show up, they usually just take your money and ignore whatever other crimes happened before that. It’s sort of like a local mafia, but it’s partially government funded.

[–] chaosCruiser 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

In other news: judge rules firefighters must put out fires

[–] chaosCruiser 5 points 1 month ago

Sure keeps on giving. Reminds me of the time when Trump was President.

[–] chaosCruiser 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah. It’s a win-win for everyone. Also, local sock factories won’t mind either. You could also select the right kind of sock for different types of news. Deliver sad news with a black sock and more cheerful news with bight yellow socks. Cat stuck in a tree? How about using a brown striped sock!

[–] chaosCruiser 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

You could go with sock puppets too. It would be more entertaining and it wouldn’t even require any computationally intensive programs.

[–] chaosCruiser 16 points 1 month ago (10 children)

That is impressive. However, if you have physical access to the RAM, you can probably also just pop in a live USB, chroot into the system and do whatever you want. Regardless, this injection was interesting and impressive. Hats off to a clever hacker like that.

[–] chaosCruiser 20 points 1 month ago

Feed the raccoons after midnight and water them regularly to cause a monster apocalypse. Got it.

[–] chaosCruiser -4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I think there’s a difference between the two. The term “salve” says nothing about what happened. It just tells you how things are. However, the term “enslaved” clearly indicates that the person used to be free, but was later forced into slavery by someone.

[–] chaosCruiser 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds interesting. Care to elaborate that part about AI accelerating SEO spam?

[–] chaosCruiser 7 points 1 month ago

Now I’m kinda curious what happens to all the arsenic you usually get from gold mines. Do you still make skincare products with it?

[–] chaosCruiser 1 points 1 month ago

That’s an interesting idea. So, effectively you have a 14 day period (AKA fortnight) with 8 work days and 6 days off. While this door is open, we might as well re-arrange the work days however we want. You could have 2 days of work followed by 2 days off until the end of the fortnight when you’ll just have 4 days off.

[–] chaosCruiser 7 points 1 month ago
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