chaosCruiser

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[–] chaosCruiser 1 points 2 hours ago

US citizens get to compete too. The winner gets to keep their citizenship, while the rest will be shipped to El Salvador.

Next season: Inmates compete who gets to live another day. Every day, one of them gets eliminated by summary execution.

[–] chaosCruiser 4 points 1 day ago

Youtube is also trying to be more like TV. Apparently, TV wasn’t bad enough.

[–] chaosCruiser 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You need to buy a new action figure every month to get all the accessories. That’s clever marketing!

[–] chaosCruiser 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You could make a great movie about the fluoride prohibition of the 2020s.

[Opening shot: A dark, rain-slicked cityscape. Neon signs flicker. A child’s toothbrush lies abandoned in a puddle.]

Narrator (gravelly voice): In a world where fluoride is forbidden…

[Cut to a sleek black SUV speeding through a checkpoint. Inside, a woman in a lab coat loads a capsule into a hidden compartment behind a false toothpaste tube.]

Narrator: …one syndicate dares to keep the smiles alive.

[Cue dramatic music. A warehouse door slams open. Inside: crates of fluoride tablets, glowing faintly blue. Armed guards in dental scrubs patrol the perimeter.]

Agent Plaque (sternly): “They’re dosing kids in back-alley clinics. We need to shut them down—permanently.”

[Montage: high-speed chases through suburban cul-de-sacs, a drone crashing into a jungle gym, a slow-motion shot of a fluoride pill flying through the air and landing in a glass of water.]

The Molar (smirking): “You can take the fluoride out of the pharmacies… but you can’t take the sparkle out of the people.”

[Cue epic music drop. Explosions. A toothbrush sword fight. A child grinning with unnaturally white teeth.]

Narrator: This summer… the fight for dental freedom begins.

FLUORIDE WARS: THE SPARKLE SYNDICATE

Coming soon to a theater near you. Brush responsibly.

[–] chaosCruiser 29 points 2 days ago

Klarna claimed that AI chatbots were handling two-thirds of customer service conversations within their first month of deployment and went on to claim that AI was doing the work of 700 customer service agents. The problem is that it’s really doing the work of 700 really bad agents, and that quality took a toll.

I think the problem here was in correctly identifying which tasks are simple enough for a bad customer service AI to handle. Anything more complicated than that should be given to a human.

[–] chaosCruiser 1 points 2 days ago (3 children)

So, no accessories included? There could be separate packages for various circumstances.

[–] chaosCruiser 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Food science is truly complex, so in order to accurately replicate a recipe, you need to standardize pretty much everything. Currently, there’s plenty of variation and you just compensate by winging it and keeping an eye on the pot a little longer.

In order to reduce variation, we need to standardize the following:

  • ingredients: The composition of meat and carrots varies a lot.
  • heating methods: An oven set to 200 °C is not exactly 200 ° at every location and all the time.
  • weigh everything: Volumes are complicated and messy.
  • use a timer: This applies to all actions like stirring, heating etc.

All materials and methods should be accurately documented, because things like the coating or weight of your pan can introduce unwanted variability.

[–] chaosCruiser 2 points 2 days ago

True, but square and cubic units are inconvenient due to the way prefixes work. Use liters to solve that problem.

[–] chaosCruiser 2 points 4 days ago

Thanks for the in-depth explanation.

The way I see it, MWI is more of a philosophical idea. As far as I know, it’s impossible to test it, so currently it’s still firmly outside the sphere of science.

You pointed out some valid reasons why the future of MWI looks shaky, and I’m fine with that. If MWI falls apart, I’ll just move on to the next best thing. I just find MWI intuitively appealing, but I don’t have any strong reasons to believe it or reject it. As you mentioned, MWI doesn’t change the way you would carry out quantum mechanics, so currently it has no practical impact.

[–] chaosCruiser 26 points 5 days ago

If you do that kind is stuff publicly on social media, you’re pretty much begging for people to make the connection between your name and those actions.

[–] chaosCruiser 2 points 5 days ago

Bring some ice cream too. Those kids will never be the same after that.

[–] chaosCruiser 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Exactly! That’s the sort of time travel I’m talking about!

Next stop: 1095, the office of Alexios I Komnenos. Who wants to see what the world looks like without the crusades?

 

Asking for a friend.

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