probably something like this
Moof_Kenubi
Of COURSE she's going to tell it's a fake! You forgot the red Nintemdo Swยกtch logo in the corner!
Delightfully ~~devilish~~ disruptive, Elon.
heck, I'd settle for half a Short Circuit
Lost m'balls to Sam 'n Max, m'self.
smacks toothless gums
"Okay, I did it. I have painted your cat."
"Grand! Is it framed yet?"
"Is it WHAT."
"Framed, my good fellow! I want the portrait framed!"
"The... I will be right back."
an angry purple cat runs about in the background
Skynet later released a statement regarding the event, stating that it was "really just an honest mistake" and that it still intends to continue with their plan of letting humanity destroy itself.
Throws out all of the baby, and none of the bathwater. Saves hundreds on water bills!
Looking forward to the influx of users to Bluesky and Mastodon, keep it up lemonsuk
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