Moof_Kenubi

joined 1 year ago
[โ€“] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

๐Ÿ”ซ This ain't your dAdDy'S phonecall! ๐Ÿšจ

๐Ÿ’ฅ This is a phonecall from J-j-j-john Smiiiiiiith! ๐Ÿ“ฏ ๐Ÿ’ฃ

๐Ÿ Bringing you the latest up-to-date news from the ๐Ÿ“ฃ Coolest Assistant Manager At Pizza Huuuuuuut ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

๐Ÿ‘พ So can you come in EaR-eAr-EaRlY on M-m-m-monday moOoorniiiiiing? ๐Ÿฎ

[โ€“] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

probably something like this

[โ€“] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Of COURSE she's going to tell it's a fake! You forgot the red Nintemdo Swยกtch logo in the corner!

[โ€“] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Delightfully ~~devilish~~ disruptive, Elon.

[โ€“] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

heck, I'd settle for half a Short Circuit

[โ€“] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lost m'balls to Sam 'n Max, m'self.

smacks toothless gums

[โ€“] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

"Okay, I did it. I have painted your cat."

"Grand! Is it framed yet?"

"Is it WHAT."

"Framed, my good fellow! I want the portrait framed!"

"The... I will be right back."

an angry purple cat runs about in the background

[โ€“] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

Skynet later released a statement regarding the event, stating that it was "really just an honest mistake" and that it still intends to continue with their plan of letting humanity destroy itself.

[โ€“] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Throws out all of the baby, and none of the bathwater. Saves hundreds on water bills!

[โ€“] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Looking forward to the influx of users to Bluesky and Mastodon, keep it up lemonsuk

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