HowAbt2day

joined 7 months ago

‘It smelled of onions and mustard,’ Border Patrol officer hit by sandwich in DC testifies in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] HowAbt2day 1 points 9 hours ago

Give the DOJ(ackoffs) a week or two and it will be.

Superpowers in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world

[–] HowAbt2day 4 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

A radioactive spider iirc. So a radioactive python bite would lead to what superpowers, exactly?

Excessive social media in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] HowAbt2day 8 points 16 hours ago

Conspiracy or brilliant business acumen?

Psychological torture in c/funny@sh.itjust.works

[–] HowAbt2day 6 points 3 days ago

Willy Johnson’s cortisol levels are so high the poor dude can’t sport a Woodrow.

Dethroned in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

[–] HowAbt2day 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The veggie option is “No Fux”.

UN Says Trump’s ‘Unacceptable’ Boat Strikes Violate International Law in c/world@lemmy.world

[–] HowAbt2day 4 points 4 days ago

Self loathing ponies?

Linux Virus in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[–] HowAbt2day 2 points 4 days ago

Again.

It really is heart warming when grandkids teach their grandparents how to use the internet in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] HowAbt2day 3 points 4 days ago

Wicked cross-over indeed. Or it could be that Shaggy had a talk with one of the old dudes under the mask and found out that he was onery because he’s sacks were backed up.

Yukon wishes you Happy Halloween in c/aww@lemmy.world

[–] HowAbt2day 2 points 5 days ago

Such a beautiful photo!

The call is coming from inside in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

[–] HowAbt2day 11 points 5 days ago

That’s humorous.

RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands in c/theonion@midwest.social

[–] HowAbt2day 3 points 5 days ago

Of course it comes with tape worms, that’s where the flavor comes from. Glands are blands.

*Permanently Deleted* in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world

[–] HowAbt2day 2 points 6 days ago

We may not make it to Christmas because of the rapture will surely happen by then.