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‘It smelled of onions and mustard,’ Border Patrol officer hit by sandwich in DC testifies (www.cnn.com)

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“He did it. He threw the sandwich.”

That’s how the defense counsel for Sean Dunn, the man who threw a sub-style sandwich at a Border Patrol officer in Washington, DC, this summer began the federal trial against him Tuesday morning.

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[–] klemptor@startrek.website 248 points 2 days ago (27 children)

I cannot believe we're wasting taxpayer dollars on a ballistic hoagie attack.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 168 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Assault with a deli weapon

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is so good it should be illegal.

[–] HowAbt2day 1 points 1 day ago

Give the DOJ(ackoffs) a week or two and it will be.

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