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[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 126 points 1 week ago (3 children)

They should've distributed it as a flatpak, then it could automagically download its own dependencies /j

[–] witty_username@feddit.nl 83 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe they meant it's a soke

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

no, then he would have said snapcraft

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But then it wouldn't be able to do anything unless they properly configured the apps permissions :(

[–] IronKrill@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

I believe that's the joke, but I'm glad someone explained this for those that don't know.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 6 days ago

The no holds barred way of getting root on otherwise secure systems

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 120 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Isn’t this basically the banana cultivation problem of computing? Linux has pretty good genetic diversity with mutations and speciation happening on the regular, MacOS doesn’t have that variety, but is a genetically engineered abomination that’s regularly gene-edited to patch problems out.

As for Windows, I’d say it’s the Cavendish banana of operating systems.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I just called Microsoft and their support line confirmed that they are, indeed, a banana.

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I just absolutely love this comment, especially the dismissive bit at the end. Damn fine nerding my friend.

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I was having a shitty day and now I feel appreciated. Thank you.

[–] racemaniac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Sadly enough, the same is applicable for regular programs..

If it were only this hard for bad stuff, you might have a point, but this also being an issue for good stuff is why linux is such a PITA to use....

[–] Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, but it makes me feel smart when I get it working even though I'm running off the back of 100s of other users that are actually smart and listed out the steps online.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Honestly that does make you smart, as far as computer users go. Being able to distinguish good advice from malicious advice is something a lot of people can’t do, otherwise those scam sites hawking ‘tools’ (malware) to fix some random windows problem wouldn’t exist.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

Though tbf when searching for linux help you're more likely to actually get it, and it may not work or you may have to kinda translate it to your distro, but it's less likely to be that type of malicious tool you speak of on windows.

Meanwhile those "tools" are either SEOd to hell and back so the only thing that comes up when searching is them instead of some useful stackoverflow page, or windows docs post-w8 themselves tell you to fix every problem by reinstalling.

Actually that's a BIG reason I finally swapped to linux, for years it had been "but idk how to fix shit like I can on windows" until that tipping point when it became "well at least I can find a fix for linux, windows just keeps saying reinstall and the internet says 'use this totally not sketchy proprietary and sometimes expensive software.'"

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

I never have this problem, but I always install with pacman.

[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 88 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Sounds like an average day trying to run something on Linux.

[–] gilarelli@jlai.lu 141 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Aktacualy those are hooks the meme is bait for saying the hooks are bait which makes them bait ..... Cary on.

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[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 33 points 1 week ago

Linux doesn’t need anti virus because nothing can run on it either way

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nah, most things people try to run work no problem.

It sounds like trying to install dependencies for libraries for R on Linux. 🤮

[–] CucumberFetish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Can't be worse than trying to fix dependencies for maven on any platform

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Try and get luarocks running on windows and you will become a terrorist.

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[–] kautau@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah SteamOS is celebrated for its contributions to gaming, but good luck running something that's not in flathub

[–] CucumberFetish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I installed some games from GOG on the steam deck. The hardest part was trying to figure out how to make them show up in steam library. For software that requires modifying the system, you'll have to jailbreak the steam os. It's quite straight forward and irc it took me about 30min to enable sudo and install ydotool for autoclicker.

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[–] Taldan@lemmy.world 75 points 1 week ago

Reminds me of the joke that github should just hire malware developers to fix the install process of every random git repo that requires pages of install instructions and an entire book of troubleshooting

[–] alexdeathway@programming.dev 45 points 1 week ago

Remind me of a time long ago when someone requested my help on setting up a project.I Tried setting up project on my system and there was malicious code that would collect and send data to the attackers, but it failed to read data because it was trying to access the C drive.

[–] NotACIAPlant@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

yes, somehow people keep inventing less funny versions of that

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

You do realize that's how comedy works, right? 😅🫩

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 35 points 1 week ago

Should have actually charged the $5 for all the work done

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago

respect the hustle heres a pity ransom

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago

Now that is being damned with faint praise!

[–] goatinspace@feddit.org 11 points 1 week ago
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

That is a bit out of date. There are professional cyber crime groups now, doing very sophisticated malware.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes. Sadly Linux viruses are doing well, today. I suppose it is a reflection of Linux's success.

[–] joshchandra@midwest.social 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Most Linux malware is aimed at servers, that's where the money is, and where Linux has serious market share

[–] turdcollector69@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Many such cases

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Having stuff like distro package managers and flatpak helps.

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