Blackmist

The landlord special, which I'm sure they learned from that episode of Mr Bean.

He does seem like a colossal arsehole.

Whatever happened to the art of shoving an extra pair of socks down your trolleys?

Yeah, but you often find the people who need the help are least inclined to vote for it.

I remember a story from a few years ago, some article about poverty. A disabled guy from Liverpool, unable to work, his 12 year old daughter was having to collect from the food bank for him, no heating. "I voted for the Conservatives, I just think they're best for the country", he said, presumably while applying his clown make-up.

No need. Just count the houses with Union Jacks up to calculate your deprivation index.

Even as a kid, my record was 5 wanks in a day.

Christ, what a walking (cycling) stereotype.

I guess if he got hungry he could have started on the string of garlic he was wearing around his neck.

But then Jezza doesn't get to be in charge, and he can't have that.

My wife just calls her "the bitch"

That's not true. You can use Netflix without PSPlus. You can even play Fortnite (and a few others, mostly the online only games) without it.

Ooh, somebody has realised the pharmaceutical corp has better lawyers than he does.

One man's quest to own all the leather jackets on Earth.