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[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

LOL what the fuck. i've never seen a more subservient bitchass group of bootlicking sheep than republicans

[–] Squorlple@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Don't they know a bandage on the right ear means you are gay?

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But these sheep can't wear masks? Give me a fucking break.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To be fair, they need the bandage just as much as trump does.

Like. A day or two after the attempt he was out golfing and didn't have a bandage or anything.

I think it was just a small nick and the blood thinners he's likely on just makes you bleed like crazy since they prevent clotting. A small scratch looks like a war wound, and would explain why there was blood everywhere but he still has a functional ear.

Like, if he really got shot in the ear, he'd be missing a part of his ear like in Preacher. It won't just heal back.

Dude got a scratch and is playing it up.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Trump is on blood thinners? Why?

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

...

He's in his late 70s, doesn't exercise, eats like shit, and is drastically overweight...

Like, it's one of those things that are just safe to assume. Blood thinners arent really that rare for people 30 years younger than either candidate.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

How the Turn Tables