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[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

What exactly is the lesbian agenda? Build better decks? Pockets on all women's clothes? Better rates at U-Haul?

If there's anything I've learned from my trips to Rona and this comment it's that there's considerable crossover between the interests of Dads and lesbians

[–] phx@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

Wait, am I a lesbian?

[–] Taldan@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That alien is a fellow Dvorak user! (aoeu is the Dvorak equivalent of asdf)

[–] SonOfSuns@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

There are dozens of us!! Dozens!!

[–] saimen@feddit.org 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Try watching an Indian movie. They just randomly use English words in nearly every sentence.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Quite a few languages use loanwords from neighboring languages.

Imagine being a native Spanish speaker and listening to English media. Blah blah blah macho blah blah blah cafeteria blah blah guerrilla blah blah adobe blah blah blah El Nino.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Same with Korean for a lot of new words they just adopted the English one

[–] SaraTonin@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I once saw a Japanese person post that if you can’t think of a word in Japanese and instead just say the English word in a really racist Japanese accent, then you’ve got about a 50% chance of being right

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I started learning Japanese and it quickly became clear where that accent comes from. This comment is about the mechanics, as I understand them, so skip if you dgaf.

Most of their consonant sounds are paired with a vowel sound that follows, eg: ta (tah), te (teh), ti (tee), to (toe), tu (too), though they aren't always audibly pronounced (eg, in Naruto, Sasuke is the spelling, but it's pronounced like Saskeh). That's where the "su" sound sometimes replacing an "s" sound at the end of words comes from, or "ru" replacing an "r" sound. It's correct with and without audibly pronouncing the "u", so Japanese speakers might add or omit it based on preference.

They also don't have all of the consonant sounds we do. Most notable is their lack of an "R" or "L" sound, but they do have a sound that is like a mix of the two. Sasuke's voice actor pronounces "Naruto" with that sound instead of an "R" sound. It's like an R with a slight roll, not as pronounced as in French, but from making an R sound and briefly touching your tongue to your teeth as if you were making an L sound.

They are also missing the V sound, their closest would be the B sound. Their word for GPS navigator is "Nabi", for example.

And they have so many loanwords from other languages that they even use a seperate alphabet (katanaga) for them. It's a one-to-one translation from their other alphabet (hiragana). Though even two alphabets wasn't enough and there's kanji on top of that, which is another set of over a thousand symbols that help disambiguate their many words that are spelled the same but pronounced differently (basically which syllable the rise in pitch changes to a drop in pitch).

Also, their sentence structure is very different. Like a typical english sentence might go: Subject verb object. Jaoanese sentences are more like: Subject object verb, though, like English, their grammar allows for many variations, and also omissions. Like they can drop the subject entirely from the sentence. Like I could introduce myself as "Buddahriffic desu", but I could introduce you as "SaraTonin desu". A direct translation would be "SaraTonin is" or "Buddahriffic is" and you'd need to figure out who the subject is using context.

The end result is that I'm impressed with any Japanese person who can speak english well enough to communicate, let alone if they are fluent, because it's a lot more than I was able to do with theirs, unless the necessary communication is very basic.

Oh one more tidbit: the Japanese use "ne" (neh) similarly to how Canadians use "eh", which works like adding a "right?" to the end of a statement (or an audible extra question mark to a question).

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

The worst part is you have to do the accent. You can't say すみません、hamburger をお願いします, you will watch them say back in their heads to figure out wtf you just said.

[–] rucksack@feddit.org 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait until you find out how the Chinese say things like "uuhm".

[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

Nigga please!

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 166 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I went to college in Alabama (southern USA) and my very country barber was mostly unintelligible but one day, mid-sentence, the words "statutory rape" very articulately came out of his mouth and I still wonder what the fuck that was all about.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 71 points 2 days ago

Just regular barber discourse

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

my barber (closet Reform, but never says it because he knows he'd lose customers):

  • "these left-wing protesters, very hateful people aren't they?"

  • "doesn't the earths temperature fluctuate anyway?"

(I've mentioned to him what the protests are about, and that we have ice record data showing unprecedented CO2+methane along with said fluctuations. He's either partially or willfully deaf.)

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[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

its the damm lesbian agenda at it again!

[–] DarkAri@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The lesbian agenda to not be a piece of meat for men.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Vast Lesbian Conspiracy to meet another girl at a softball game, move out to a cabin in the woods, and grow old together as insurance lawyers in Portland.

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ok friend, i wasn't being serious. also, i don't view women as that.

[–] DarkAri@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The people who use terms like lesbian agenda, almost certainly want a woman as a maid to scrub their undies for 50 years.

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

i agree and my comment was making fun of such things. just know there is men out there such as myself who view women as equals and that they deserve respect. your comment reminds me of my grandfather who rely on my grandmother to do all that stuff, and if you were to ask him to use a washing machine to wash the clothes, he would stare at you like a deer in headlights...

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fucking monsters opening bookstores and shit!

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 days ago

NOT THE BOOKSTORES

[–] Tonava@sopuli.xyz 34 points 2 days ago (7 children)

I'm in Finland and swedish is our second official language. I've heard groups of fennoswede teenagers all speak swedish to each other, except they will throw in properly pronounced finnish curse words (like vittu and perkele). I guess they just are more powerful

[–] rucksack@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm German and I also sometimes use perkele, just because it's such an awesome word. Don't know about my pronunciation though...

[–] Tonava@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

There's always the old classic video of a finnish man cursing at a bear, which has a good example of how a proper perkele is said

[–] Iceblade02@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

As a regular Swede I will say that Finnish swear words hit differently. More oomph in them xD

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I worked at a Chinese restaurant for some years, and my boss natively spoke Mandarin but whenever he was muttering to himself about something or another he would always cuss in English. I have no idea why this should be but it was always hilarious.

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

My GG-Grandpappy from Hungary (was it Austria-Hungary when he left to the US?) did the same thing. I only ever met him once before he passed but I distinctly remember not understanding a word he said unless he was cursing.

Edit: it WAS Austria-Hungary still, he left in like 1916

[–] embed_me@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago

Cursing in another language is less stimagtizeda

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[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 99 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (10 children)

When I was a child my mother worked at night to deliver newspapers. A lot of her colleagues were Turkish and German was only spoken when it was relevant for all or explicitly for my mother and step father.

I could often hear conversations held in Turkish interrupted with German words like "Steuererklärung" (tax declaration) or "Finanzamt" (German tax authority) but my personal highlight was when a Turkish outburst was followed by a "Du Schofseckl" which is a very local way to call someone names.
Just imagine someone talking to you in a foreign language and ends with a term your grandfather used to berate stupid neighbors.

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 63 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Maybe Lesbian Agenda is a noteworthy band in the Beijing post-punk scene or something?

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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

#HeKnows 🧡🧡🤍🤍💗💗

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Bababasti@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Karl@literature.cafe 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Bababasti@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Karl@literature.cafe 3 points 1 day ago

Cmonnn just tell me :(

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 points 2 days ago

I'm not super fluent in most other languages, but I do know "fuck" and "shit" in, like, a lot of them and can tell if you're cussing at me.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

那不是普通话,那是三体人语。

如果回答,我们就会到来。
你的世界将被占领
不要回答。不要回答。不要回答。

That's not Putonghua (Mandarin), that's the Trisolarian Language

If you reply, we will come.
Your world will be conquered.
Do not answer. Do not answer. Do not answer.

Edit:

Also, Important PSA to English speakers:

If you hear Mandarin speakers say a word that sounds like the N-Word, its NOT that word I promise; its 那个 (nà gè) meaning "that". Please don't mistaken lol 😭

Also in Cantonese, there's also a 衣架 (pronounced like: "yi gaa") meaning "clothes hanger".

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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 29 points 2 days ago (3 children)

我的头水没了。我要那个electrolytes给我的小豆脑,很constipated

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[–] SuluBeddu@feddit.it 46 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I had Mexican flatmates/neighbours during my master's abroad, and it was always funny to me how they casually insert English words while speaking, with a perfect American accent whilist talking Spanish

As an Italian I might do that too, but the accent is nowhere near, we just need the word in English but pronunciation can be whatever

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