pro politician tips: if someone asks you a question you don't want to answer just fall on the fucking floor as a distraction
this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2025
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lol. It really did look like he calculated it. "Oh shit, they're asking about ICE. Grab this guy and break my fall as best I can."
politics really is a sport. football, to be precise
Blatant dive, automatic yellow at the least
I know what made him lose strength.
The little wave after he gets up all but confirms it. That's the face of someone deep in the pleasure zone.
what a terrible day to have eyes
how many more times can this guy fall and not fucking die
We have only to be lucky once, he will have to be lucky always
When you have healthcare for life...
New emote please!! 
Mother fucker thought he saw the Grim Reaper.
full support to comrade floor
comrade floor needs to learn to throw a punch ffs
Help! I've fallen and I can't ge-ive a shit about your question!
So. Close.
Every time he falls down, I half expect him to just explode into a pile of offal
he emits an oof then bursts into a pile of bricks
slipped on the ICE, could have broken his hip
Terrified because I thought this dude was gone. Seriously you can reboot in front of a room full of ppl and you still get to have a job.
You can in the Amerikkkan corpsetocracy.
As long as you serve the interest of capital.
IIRC this isn't even new for him, he's done that before
maybe it’s like a hobby for him
”ICE are awesome and brave and they have guns and camouflage and can do backflips LIKE THIS”
We're ruled by walking corpses
Unholy living dead
They wanna lock us up
Put us in some debt-based hell
I think he was aiming for making it look like surprise interviews are so physically harassing that it's dangerous and could cause injury but he bumbled it. He timed the "trip" for right at the moment where he steps in front of her to take the corner in a way that would've made them collide if she didn't stop very suddenly.
Darn, maybe next time.
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Looks like he slipped on ICE.
CRACKER DOWN
should have asked him about ligma 
?? he's not walking anymore?
comrade gravity
This anime sucks. Now it’s the villains who all have plot armor.
Stellaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!1