I can't be the only one who sees this as: "Don't listen to this nerd! Also, don't you want to check your phone?"
FnordPrefect
joined 4 years ago
Plasticizers are chemical compounds that make materials more flexible. “No matter who you are, or where you are, your daily level of exposure to these plasticizer chemicals is high and persistent,” Volz said. “They are ubiquitous.”
Well, at least all the microplastics invading my brain are staying nice and flexible...
Nominative determinism strikes again!
Would it be a reasonable guess that this could be caused by untreated farm runoff from infected cows' poo?
Meanwhile the Dems are whining and flailing because China has too many solar panels and EVs 
"Sure appreciate that the government functions just well enough to make it illegal for it to function at all..."
"Sure thing bro!"
The US army has been training these militants inside Al-Tanf under the pretext of confronting ISIS.
"Look, just put these two letter patches after your name and we'll fund you instead of fight you. Deal?"
One month later
"We're pleased to announce the eradication of ISIS with the heroic deeds of our forces in the area: ISISN'T"
"Ask not, 'Can we afford to?' but 'Can we afford not to?' Have you seen the MIC 
lately?!"
🎵 We'll send him shitty contracts
the worst we can find
He'll have to strike through them all
and we'll monitor his mind 🎵
I wonder if there was family drama when Tommy Boy came out:
"You can't make a movie where the bad guy is an evil capitalist who doesn't care about the auto-workers. That's a direct attack on your cousin!"
I don't think I've ever had the chance to post this sincerely before...https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
view more: next ›
"Calm down! That's his leg..."