Wait, you're trying to tell me that the whole "Atlas holds up the world" mythology that we're all so enthusiastic about isn't about robbing the whole world blind? Get outta here with your woke nonsense!

The really depressing part? This is just because of COVID anti-maskers (not really)

This feels like someone saw the survivor bias diagram: didn't read the text, and just ran with it

That or they just really, really want to make Stormtroopers, y'know the Star Wars kind...well, both kinds actually

Help! I've fallen and I can't ge-ive a shit about your question!

🎵 Ba ding ding ding dinga ding ding, tish 🎵

"Coma patient? DENIED! It's not like they're going to fight it!"

"I'm putting an eleventy-one percent tariff on China!"

Blah Blah Blah, thanks for your vote, yadda yadda yadda, time to look forward not backward etc. etc. need to reunify the country

"Damn, and we were so close to pulling off Judgement Day this time...Oh well, things seem to be continuing on pace anyway!"
-Skynet probably

"~I~ ~am~ ~a~ ~firm~ ~believer~ ~in~ ~the~ ~power~ ~of~ ~A.I...~

Artificial Investments!

Oh damn, I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet"

lol, I guess Hegseth et al. are investing a trillion dollars in board-with-a-nail-through-it technology? Less F-35c, more Fe-2x4

'This is getting a lot of overly specific questions so I'll just give this sure-fire list of stances the anti-Christ will have:'

"Blessed are you who are poor,
for yours is the kingdom of God.
Blessed are you who hunger now,
for you will be satisfied.
Blessed are you who weep now,
for you will laugh.
Blessed are you when people hate you,
when they exclude you and insult you
and reject your name as evil,
because of the Son of Man.

"But woe to you who are rich,
for you have already received your comfort.
Woe to you who are well fed now,
for you will go hungry.
Woe to you who laugh now,
for you will mourn and weep.
Woe to you when everyone speaks well of you,
for that is how their ancestors treated the false prophets."