"I assumed this meant more racist deportations! Now I can't power my gooncave with 18 monitors showing an endless stream of AI hallucinations of five-breasted women!"
FnordPrefect
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Celebrate the ~~freedom~~ lack of regulation in your country by blowing up a (not so) small part of it!
"Hot damn, Jesus? After all the corruption I caused of the Christian faith I still made it to heaven?"
"Uhh...first part yea, second part nay. But it did convince me to get Satan to let me handle your case personally" 
"And we'll really make sure they remember that we did nothing to prevent or stop it! And we'll really make sure they remember that, even when we have complete power, we'll reach bipartisan* solutions with the people they are supposed to hate!!"
* May actually just be GOP** solutions
** May actually just be capitalist's wishlists
I sure hope Dene-thiel's Palantir induced hubris progresses the same way as Denethor's...
lol, feeling patriotic, so I'll help my fellow freedom units users: A "sick day" is a period of feeling too ill to work lasting as long as it takes a team of oxen to plow a furlong 
The only thing that needs to be lowered in this scenario is Dersh and his ilk...into a pit...at very high velocities. Or just fast enough for them to be horribly injured while they starve to death. Either way. On this topic I am open to debate
lol, this is "temporary refund adjustment" levels of euphemism
If you just want to out-and-out lie we could say Buttigieg's level of African-American support is "as high as it could realistically be"
Bass-ed
(I know, wrong pronunciation, deal with it)
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Fuckin' hell, Roadhouse is too Woke for the modern right-wing now?