this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2025
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[–] huf@hexbear.net 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i hope they put a singing bass mechanism inside it

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 37 points 1 week ago

use AI deepfake to make your dead friend sing "Take Me to the River"

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So uh is, is his soul trapped in there? Because those button eyes are haunting

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Big Robert the Doll energy coming off that thing.

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 week ago

Most cursed blahaj

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

Ngl, if the assignment was "turn an army uniform into a bass", he'd get an A in my book

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

When my grandma passed we gave her shirts to a woman who made teddy bears out of it, so I can see this, but it's still weird it's a fish and for a dead troop.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago
[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

kelly Bass-ed

(I know, wrong pronunciation, deal with it)

Text-only pun, impressive

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

Moist69swag

[–] 0__0@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

Ellis sleeps with the fishes

[–] SamotsvetyVIA@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

You forgot your :kelly: King

Kinda insensitive when you realize he drowned trying to sexually assault a bass in the US Naval base in Atlantis.

[–] Lenins_Sabocat@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 1 week ago

ACAB includes this Bass.

[–] RangeFourHarry@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago
[–] userofnames@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

reminds a little bit of those canoes they made of bombs in cambodia