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Since it works really well already, scam the american people and enjoy the rest of my life

Seize all assets of the rich that put them over 100mil in estimated wealth.

Redistribute that wealth through a UBI that perpetually redistributes all wealth over 100mil.

End citizens united, end the filibuster, end the electoral college, expand SCOTUS to include 1 ELECTED rep from each state.

Force employers to offer union access to all employees if an employee ran union isn't already available.

Codify Rowe v. Wade and Obergefell v. Hodges into federal law.

Guillotine every MAGA politician and anyone who still flies a Confederate flag.

Forced conversion therapy for anyone who voted MAGA. (It can be gay).

Enshrinement of equal rights amendments, gay marriage, abortion and right to gender affirming care in the constitution.

Yearly federal minimum wage updates and really automatic updates to anything pertaining to money based on inflation rates.

Nationwide ranked choice voting.

immediately implement ranked choice voting at all levels of government and implement UBI

Gay marriage for all (mandatory)

As president, I run the executive branch.

1. Remove Trump's cronies from positions of power in the executive branch. Re-hire the people he fired/layed off/quit.

2. Review currently effective executive orders. Cancel any which don't directly deal with national security. Orders which might be supporting some significant aspects of large numbers of peoples lives will be ramped down slowly but predictably so no one suffers undue economic hardship.

3. Attend a bunch of boring meetings, occasionally decide the fate of Ukraine.

4. Respect the boundaries of my branch of government by not acting like a king and issuing a bunch of decrees without the agreement of congress.

5. Respectfully prod congress to reign in the executive branch's power, implement reforms in the electoral process, and create term limits for supreme court justices.

Become a commonwealth realm and submit to King Charles III

Mandate all social media companies to have activitypub federation

Introduce universal healthcare

Organise a USA vs Canada Chess game at the Haskell Free Library with the border intersecting the chess board

Organise a North Korea vs South Korea chess game at Panmunjom with the border intersecting the chess board

• age limit on public representatives, probably the same as retirement
• voting is completely changed to a ranking system https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single_transferable_vote
• hire a bunch of actually qualified people to run each office and governmental positions
• a bunch more shit that I dont feel like writing

My zeroth thing would be to yell at the top of my lungs What the actual fuck

1. Increase security personnel for myself and the White House. Sadly this will have to be necessary given the hostile nature of the US at the moment... hopefully this is temporary
2. Reverse every policy Trump and the MAGA team have been doing (if that even counts as one thing)
3. Convert the US voting system to ranked choice voting
4. Add a wage indexing scheme: governmental salaries, minimum wage, and private market wage guidelines will be pegged to inflation
5. Increase governmental budget especially in areas like health, science

I'd probably be voted out by the time my term ends, but I hope at least some of the changes are permanent

Start looking for smart objective people to hire. I know enough to know that I don't know enough to make decisions in a vacuum. At the end of the day, the president is the face of the government, but the people behind him are what should really matter.

Universal healthcare.

Release the un redacted epstien files and prosecute every last pedofile

Impeach the Supreme Court and add term limits

Overturn citizens united and making all private funds illegal in campaigns

Ranked choice voting for all elections

Abolish ICE

Go back to the 1950’s tax rate of 90% on income over 1 million and capital gains

Free college

Immigration reform

Strengthen labor laws for workers

Strengthen the EEOC for workers

Strengthen the NLRB for workers

Strengthen osha for workers

Pass laws to make it illegal for congress to hold stocks

Have the fbi, cia and DOJ crack down on white supremisist terrorists organizations

Remove the social security income cap

Strengthen social safety nets

Make it illegal for corporations to buy up housing for shareholder profits

Divest from Israel

Cancel palantir

Cancel all subsidies to elons companies

Only give taxpayer subsidies to small business or companies who have high ethical standards

Demand employers pay a living wage

Hold corporations to account

1. Term limits and cognitive age checks for Supreme Court

2. Free Healthcare and Student loans(no interest and no limit on paying it back)

3. BAN Lobbyists from all levels of government while overturning citizens United

4. LGBTQ and women's rights amendments.

5. Treason Charges for like a thousand people maybe more

I sign an executive order dissolving the union and seek no second day

1. End Capitalism by force

2. Fuck up a bunch of people who resist

Have a shotgun engraved with the words "Official Acts" and then do what comes naturally afterwards.

Do I still get a pension if I resign

Gerrymandering would be at the top, and then healthcare, education. Pretty much anything that restores a semblance of Democracy and encourages progress in society. Oh, and fucking fusion power for the love Christ.

Which one of you is already heavily involved in politics? You'll have my vote.

1. Universal healthcare: Every single legal resident should have the same healthcare as the politicians.
2. 1960's Tax Brackets You will pay your fair share.
3. Education: Increase education budgets for all subjects. College tuition, room and board to be paid with taxes. Setup vocational schools and apprenticeship programs, like Germany. In exchange dump the damn athletics and leave it for recreational use. If you want play sports, join an athletic club like in Europe.
4. Infrastructure: The USA is fucking pathetic, build it like Japan and increase renewable energy research and development.
5. Age and term limits for all politicians at all levels.

The poor bast bastard will have to sign hundreds of executive orders to get rid of the fucked up ones left by Krasnov.

1. Pass an act that declares infrastructure to be part of national security. Billions in military spending would then be redirected to the Army Corps of Engineers to repair our roads, bridges, water, sewer, electric (especially solar and wind), railroad, and other systems of infrastructure. This would provide a large amount of jobs and make out country safer and more efficient. It would also reduce wasted military spending.

2. Pass the USPS modernization act. Internet service would be considered to be under the purview of the Postal Service. They would be enabled to operate low cost high speed Internet service nationally, with a focus on isolated rural communities. This would provide competition for private ISPs, keeping the prices down and the quality of service high. Amazon would also be nationalized and put under the USPS through this bill. This would eliminate the defacto monopoly, allow regulation of product quality, and prevent market manipulation.

3. Constitutional amendment defining healthcare as a human right as well as mandating a nationalized healthcare system.

4. Pass the Wealth Disparity Reduction Act. It would remove the annual income cap on paying into Social Security, tax inheritance 100% over 1,000,000 times the federal minimum wage, tax stock dividends as income, add tiers above the current top marginal tax rate escalating 5% per tier until there is a top tax rate over 80%, and tax political donations by any person or entity by 1% per $1,000 capped at 90%.

5. Labor Rights Act. "Right to work" laws are illegal, federal anti-union activity watchdog empowered, mandatory sick/vacation leave, mandatory parental leave, mandatory employer health insurance contributions to national healthcare system, time and a half over 8 hours at work, double time over 40 hours, no scheduling shifts within 12 hours of the end of previous shift, corporate tax subsidies for work from home and 4 day workweeks, mandatory paid 30 minutes lunch plus two 15 minutes breaks included in 8 hour shift.

I expect I would be assassinated pretty quickly after that.

Release the payroll list for all ICE agents and let real Americans sort them out. That would save my valuable time as president and I wouldn't have to use federal funds to round them up and imprison them. That's the kind of efficiency DOGE wishes they had.

Disband ICE

Prosecute Trump for his many crimes

Pull National Guard out of places they don't need to be

Begin educational reforms

Get rid of any tariffs Trump implemented

1. Load the Federal Gold Reserve onto a container ship
2. Sail home under carrier group escort
3. Disband the US armed forces
4. Resign

I would immediately begin searching for and hiring the smartest people in every field to help me to make my decisions. The best economists, scientists, biologists, climatologists, foreign policists, etc. I am not smart enough to be POTUS and that's exactly who the POTUS should be, someone who is willing to listen and do what is best based on proper advice.

I'd bomb Denmark of course!

Our arch enemy!

Signed: a swede

/j ofc

• Electoral reform. Abolish the electoral college, end first past the post, and make SCOTUS an elected position with term limits, as well as term limiting Congress and instituting universal mail in voting nationwide.

• Top to bottom education reform. Straight up completely change how education works.

• Trust busting wave. Google, EA, Uniliever, Disney, and so many others.

• Crackdowns on elements of social media and dating apps that encourage sensationalism or otherwise harm society. (Dating apps I might go as far as nationalization.)

• Fund third spaces, in a similar manner to how other countries are involved in arts funding.

Subject matter experts would be involved in all of course.

I won't get a second term, but that's because I'm trans.

I'm going to start by putting forward several amendment proposals including one that removes presidential immunity, one that prohibits partisan gerrymandering, and one that mandates the right to bodily autonomy, as well as reintroducing the ERA, with full assertions of gender presentation and sexual orientation as well. I'd also push one for medical care. None of these amendments will have a deadline as I wouldn't expect them to make it through the states.

I'd give Puerto Rico and DC the right to become a state, as well as offering Puerto Rico independence if they'd prefer, which would not be popular.

I'd push through a full blown single payer healthcare bill.

From there I'd start talking to experts in Keynesianism. I don't like capitalism, but I'm not making America socialist in 3 years without a complete destruction of social order. But we're in a precarious position and the economy is torn between inflation and recession which demand opposite policies. My suspicion is that it will demand taxing the wealthy and spending on the struggling. Also I'd of course instill Lena Kahn to do her thing

This is where I can do a real green new deal. If people can't afford rent and can't find work then they can build Council housing owned by municipalities, built around public transit lines or places to put them. They can install publicly owned fiber internet lines and publicly owned renewable energy generation. I'd also want to build a high speed rail line from Chicago to Pittsburgh with plans to extend it to NYC, as well as Seattle to the bay area and the 3CD line in ohio (Cleveland-Columbus-Dayton-Cincinnati). With all of this of course I'd be offering a better deal to American manufacturers to provide the materials with a bonus for cooperatively owned suppliers. I'd also put forward a request that every state government look into how to implement an intrastate rail network.

Furthermore I'd be doing fireside chats like FDR to explain what I'm doing and why as well as demonstrating austerity within the presidency. I'd also travel the country speaking to unions and asking everyday people about their current struggles. Making ordinary folks feel heard goes incredibly far

For foreign policy, I'd be really speaking about how my aims are to make America as stable as we once were rather than demanding other countries submit to us or trust us again. Trust is earned and an unstable country can't be trusted.

The hope is that my directly targeting material conditions and talking my way through it I can cut the right wing support out from under it.

Pay off Germany's national debt and then resign.

There is no undoing some of the damage. The dollar will never be a reserve currency again. Petroleum-dollar recycling is dead. Our trade position is unrecoverable and millions will die because of it.

So to minimize the damage longer term; deploy ranked choice or STAR voting across the country. Strip as much power from the executive branch as possible, allow the post office to provide banking services to everyone and authorize them to issue home loans to everyone at 2x their annual income at Federal bond rates. Then authorize Medicaid part D to be available to all citizens at cost (thus providing a single payer healthcare option).

Change corporate tax into a graduated revenue tax model, which would make too big to fail to become too unprofitable to survive; (higher revenue => more taxes because you can’t hide revenue but you can game profits) thus cutting the tax burden on small businesses and giving Wall Street an economic incentives to rip massive corporations into spreads.

Then there are a fuck ton of targeted policies that will have to be deployed to help repair the economy and rebuild industries in the country.

1. Dollar is fucked, national currency is Bitcoin now. Hope you bought some.

2. You all have fought over gender too much, I'm taking it away. They/them for everyone. Using gendered pronouns is a minor offense, but can be considered harassment and/or incitement. All sports leagues are now coed. Bathrooms only have private stalls.

3. If anyone your business employs can demonstrate that they are below the poverty line, it's getting nationalized. No, you don't get to know the number before the fed publishes it each quarter.

4. Climate is fucked, and it's significantly our fault. Gas is now taxed at 2,000%. Meats and well, everything really, is going to be heavily taxed according to carbon footprint. And that will go up until we reach our target net emissions, zero.

5. All elected public officials are executed at the end of their terms.

I will not be reelected, and I will not be taking any questions.

1. Everyone is by default registered to vote. Bring a valid ID at any voting place and you're good.
2. Ban stock trading for elected officials
3. Ban super PACs and similar forms of political funding.
4. Change to ranked choice voting.
5. (Reserved for later use)

Set up the guillotines