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[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 163 points 1 month ago (8 children)
[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 46 points 1 month ago

When Freebird start playing:

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Them Duke boys were having them some fun, down in the Far South.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Had to turn my phone sideways to see it.

Worth it.

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 4 points 1 month ago (7 children)
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[–] GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Willy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I’m not a car guy. Will it be ok?

[–] Echinoderm@aussie.zone 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The roundabout will be fine.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

The puddle has felt a bit drained since the incident.

[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

Pretty much a totaling of the vehicle if they have insurance.

The frame damage alone would be expensive as hell to fix, and then you've got the whole drivetrain that fell off.

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

with a little bit of duct tape and some strategically placed wd40, probs.

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Great, there's a whole additional angle for getting splashed by a puddle I need to watch out for now

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago
[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hell of a way to total a car though.

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[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 93 points 1 month ago (15 children)
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

See how annoying roundabouts can be when people just want to plow forward in a straight line? Roundabouts are such an inconvenience. Gotta slow down & pay attention & go around an obstacle & all that shit. TRAFFIC CALMING? What's that? You know when you tell people to calm down, that only makes them angrier, right?

/s

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There is 5 roundabouts from the motorway to my home town. About 5 minute drive. 2 of those annoy me because they were not needed and do slow donw traffic. 3 were needed and are good.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A "not needed roundabout" is a new concept to me. Are they in a straight street?

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Prwtty much. Straight road with an offshoot to a fucking golf course. Not that many people go there but they needed a roundabout I guess.

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They never show the full version of this gif, where you can see the elevated section of road the driver is aiming for. Have people seriously never seen a highway overpass? Do you guys just assume that every highway uses offramps instead of jumps?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

of course they don't show it he misses the boost panel

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I think he got enough of a boost.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

This summer, we were driving out of our neighborhood and came across a car that had all 4 tires completely blown out and destroyed. I was baffled at how that could happen, since it was a pretty calm spot of road. Maybe the police had put down spike strips to stop a fleeing car?

Then on my way back into the neighborhood I went around our round about and saw the tire tracks of a car that went right through the middle but then left the ground. The dude must have done exactly what was in this GIF!

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Ah that's one of them newfangled jumpabouts I keep hearing about?

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

Stunt jump completed

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[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have seen someone back up in a roundabout because they missed their exit, and I've also seen someone enter a roundabout, and go the wrong way to make a u-turn.

How do you operate a car with multiple wheels and not understand how a circle works?

[–] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago

Can I wager a guess? If someone are custom to driving in a country with opposite driving direction, the second scenario seems like a common mistake.

[–] ooterness@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I remember that part from Drivers Ed.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

they just taught us to ditch the car and run for a tunnel. things have changed since the 80s

[–] Contentedness@lemmy.nz 4 points 1 month ago

I'm at a bar and can't watch a video, saving this bad boy for later!

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Most roundabouts are built high enough to block the view of the opposing street to force you to slow down. Smaller ones are often flat to allow long vehicles to drive over them.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

They literally made the most plow-throughable roundabout on my town. Nearly completely flat and ripe for riding. No obstacles at all

[–] Amir@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the most plow-throughable

ripe for riding

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Got ya feeling something?

[–] kiagam@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Depending on road size, it is for trucks to be able to turn

[–] Dalvoron@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

There are a lot of 'mini' roundabouts in my country that are fully flat to the ground. The point is to set the rules for right of way, entering and exiting, indication etc in a way people find familiar (we have lots of roundabouts). Just one roundabout sign at each entrance with standard road markings and everyone knows what's up.

[–] Mrkawfee@feddit.uk 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I have no strong memories relating to roundabouts. My life is a lie.

It's like he knew he was supposed to be setting an example but buckled under pressure.

[–] Vengefu1Tuna@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 month ago

On Christmas day years ago, I was driving behind a very old lady who did this. She probably didn't drive much and had likely never seen a roundabout before. I remember her white frizzy hair and the back of her SUV was packed full of presents. She got jostled around quite a bit when she hopped the curb, but she committed and drove straight over it. lol

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 points 1 month ago

On a school trip we were following a beige mini metro down the road.

We got to the roundabout. He indicated right, started to turn right, realised he was at a roundabout, lurched left, and then gloriously beached his car on the flower beds in the middle of it.

Once you get your bus pass they should just take your car off you for the safety of everyone.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago

Saw a guy do this on one that had been put in the intersection of a couple of country roads in North Georgia for some odd reason. Car hit it at speed, came off the ground nearly a foot, absolutely destroyed the undercarriage when it landed. Legend! Oil and coolant and likely fuel everywhere. I did not check the driver before rolling off as he came out cussing a storm about who put that there?

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

Become ungovernable just like that dude

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My state is installing them everywhere despite people not knowing how to drive (only state in the union without compulsory driver's ed). So it's very common to enter a roundabout and have another car go the wrong way, because they wanted to go left.

I just sit with my horn depressed until they back up. Sometimes it takes a while.

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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

A straightabout.

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Got a few roundabouts in an old residential neighborhood with narrow streets near me. There's nothing in the middle and the curb is so shallow, it's tempting to drive right through them

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